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Sweet Valley High: Bruce's Story

Sep 04, 2007 19:44

First, I'd like to say congratulations to our community mom, iriniaauthor who went and got married. Let's hope it's happier than any Sweet Valley marriage, eh?

Sweet Valley High Super Star: Bruce's Story

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super star, sweet valley high, bruce patman, recapper: strangerface, roger barrett/patman

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ez_oz September 5 2007, 01:01:08 UTC

Well, maybe the Grandfather is a several hundred years old.
Grandpa Patman = Charles Montgomery Burns.

The Bruce Patman I know would never have put a girl before his Porsche!
Exactly, it's called 1bruce1 for a reason. Bruce = 1.

Many thanks for the laughs, and have a lovely day! :-)

esc_key September 5 2007, 02:30:51 UTC

Grandpa Patman = Charles Montgomery Burns.
That would actually explain a lot about his character. Excellent.

alphabet26 September 5 2007, 02:23:45 UTC

That was great! So many funny lines, but my favorite's gotta be this one:

I don't like it because that's not two mottos; it's one motto with two clauses. Someone never saw Schoolhouse Rocks and found out what the conjunction junction's function was!

I LOL'd.

esc_key September 5 2007, 02:43:37 UTC

Thanks! I find it a damn crying shame that Schoolhouse Rocks was not obligatory viewing at Sweet Valley High.

knightscomi September 5 2007, 02:52:33 UTC

Thanks for the great recap. Made me giggle at work.

Bruce is a creep, we all know that, what with his smarmy expression and jacket tossed over shoulder menswear catalogue pose. Vapid prick.

esc_key September 5 2007, 03:03:05 UTC

I know it's a really irritating picture, isn't it? I'd like to propose the theory that Regina offed herself on purpose to get away from that.

dramaturgy September 5 2007, 06:45:23 UTC

To be fair, we're a country that's only 200 years old - "old" money is a fairly subjective term.

But yeah. He's undoubtedly a geezer. :P

Someone never saw Schoolhouse Rocks and found out what the conjunction junction's function was!

Using and, but and or, connecting phrases and clauses!

NO, NOT THE ICE CREAM. THINK OF THE CHILDREN, ROGER.

esc_key September 6 2007, 02:44:32 UTC

NO, NOT THE ICE CREAM. THINK OF THE CHILDREN, ROGER.
That must've been why he stopped. It's a good thing you shouted. :D

versipellis September 5 2007, 18:45:15 UTC

Great recap. I laughed especially at the motto line :D

esc_key September 5 2007, 19:02:40 UTC

Thanks! I watched all of Grammar Rock on YouTube yesterday. YT is a wonderful invention.