SVT #75: Jessica and the Earthquake

[zippyladoodles]

In which we have Jessica and an earthquake. That's it, guys! Well, that's about as exciting as it gets, anyway! Not a patch on SVH: Earthquake.

Comments

[daniellafromage]

Oh man, this book was crazy! So much great commentary from you but "The Unicorns make earthquake based invitations and decorations (why are they making them? Lila's rich. Buy them, tightwads)." really made me laugh! :D

the last quake in SV was in 1972

I'm recapping a book right now that has an earthquake at the beginning - it seems that once the Wakefield girls hit puberty, earthquakes started hitting Sweet Valley all the time. In other words: NICE METAPHOR THAR, FRANCINE PASCAL.

[dwanollah1]

"I'm recapping a book right now that has an earthquake at the beginning - it seems that once the Wakefield girls hit puberty, earthquakes started hitting Sweet Valley all the time. In other words: NICE METAPHOR THAR, FRANCINE PASCAL."

Daniella...? Everything I do, I do it for you.

[zippyladoodles]

Hehe yeah; (what number is Jessica's Secret again). Gotta make sure she'd started her periods before this earthquake happened.

[ames1506]

I also applaud the tightwad observation, and am continually surprised by the Unicorns' make 'n' do approach to things. I'd also love to see what an earthquake based decoration actually looked like - considering after said earthquake all decorations would probably be in a sad tangled heap on the floor scattered with the remnants of various snack items.

Also, a picture of a chicken with its beak cut off has to be the next 'Hey, Bruce'. I would do it but North London charity shops are empty of SV goodness and I refuse to actually go and buy the books in order to get recapping - Francine Pascal's evil pockets are full enough.

[glitterberrys]

"Prime rib, filet mignon, shank,
Delmonico, T-bone, flank
Does this make sense to you?"

In my head, that's set to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire.

And being a vegan/vegetarian doesn't mean you can't eat things that are unhealthy. Shut up, Joe. But then, Steven's not very bright.

[design_star_21]

Mine too, lol.

[zippyladoodles]

Well, Steven starts preaching about how unhealthy things like cereal are - I wrote a longer recap but I had loads of formatting problems and had to rewrite the whole thing, eventually, so I may have left some small things out - turns out LJ does not like Word 2007 (neither do I for that matter).

Also, in the video, when the lyrics are being sang, the singer points at different parts of diagrams of cows to demonstrate. Yeah. Exactly!

[julieannie]

I was just thinking about this book the other day. We had 3 earthquakes here in a week a few months ago and I slept through every single one of them. I am no Jessica Wakefield.

[zippyladoodles]

You have to be a Wakefield Twin remember. The earthquake that hit Britain in Feb was quite a large one but even then, as mentioned, I thought it was the Boyfriend snoring. Poor Boyfriend. Lol!

[zippyladoodles]

Yeah, she does but I was more concerned with Lila falling into the cake. I sniggered. Hehe!

[kakeochi_umai]

Wait, wait, wait. So LILA AND JANET can work out that Jessica's bullshitting, but THE SCIENCE GEEK can't? Riiiiight.

[zippyladoodles]

Yeah (but he might be an usurping Science Geek. Don't lets forget Randy Mason here).