SVH #57 Teacher Crush; or To Sir, With Love

[murderedmymuse]

 
“I am sick of your foul language, your crude behaviour, and your sluttish manner.” --To Sir, With Love

Okay, this week I go where Sidney Poitier fears to tread. A bunch of class cutting, sanitary napkin burning, East End hoods have nothing on the sweet valley gang. In book #57 Teacher Crush, Jessica pretty much lays off Elizabeth, who puts her

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[foah23]

You know, I counted out of boredom, and I think that with this post, 90% of the regular SVH series has been recapped. Wow. Good thing there's a lot of un-recapped books in the less awesome series, or else I'd stop going to the best comm ever. Well, unless I wanted to reread recaps. Which I would.

[irinaauthor]

Wow! Go us!

I'm excited for more SVU recaps. I never read more than one or two of those books, and the writeups are always hilarious.

[queenlila]

Monica can slip her arm through Stuart’s all she wants (maybe this is how babies are made in Sweet Valley. Lord knows, no one’s having the sex).

OMG hilarious i just snorted coffee out of my nose!

[murderedmymuse]

I got someone to snort a beverage out their nose, my work here is done :) I think that's the highest compliment a snarker can hope for.

[murderedmymuse]

Well, technically, he didn't really turn up in the book--only in my snarky imagination when I recapped this book.

[primary]

When Jessica was dating Bruce you just knew she would have pulled a Karla and Paul Bernardo on her precious sister if he asked.

oh
my
god

hahahahahahahahhaahahha

[murderedmymuse]

I didn't know if I was going too far with that joke, but with the amount of sociopathic crap Jess gets up to, I could really see her doing this if the right guy asked (and to her *every* guy is the right guy.) It's a slippery slope from boob-touching to sexual deviancy ;) Put Jess and Jeri Blank together and imagine what could happen...

[cordys_charisma]

Elizabeth trips over what she mistakes for her shadow, then notices Enid.
LMFAO!!!!