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[1926bentley]

*puts out a sign that says 'The Doctor is IN'*

*props his feet up on the desk, and leans back in his chair*

A discussion in the chatroom spawned this entry, so whatever you do, just blame the typists.

Give me your typists, your puppets, Your anonymous and massive LJ comments yearning for free advice, The wretched problems of your angst-filled

Comments

[avenginggoddess]

Dear Crowley,
I have an insane urge to tackle you. What do I do?
~Insane Goddess of Revenge

[1926bentley]

Dear Very Insane Goddess of Revenge--

Tackling is certainly a marked sign of insanity, as well as a symptom of a strange disease called "fangirling", which some doctors say is the worst and most severe mental disorder that can be found out there. The "tackle", as you call it, would most likely cause long-lasting psychological damage to me, resulting in trauma and excessive paranoia. Pyromania would be enhanced. Er.
... In other words, don't. Really.

--Crowley

[avenginggoddess]

Dear Crowley,
I actually like the idea of psychological damage to you. Maybe then you'll stop complaining about your cheekbones.
Love,
Nemesis

[1926bentley]

Dear Nemesis--

... I wasn't complaining about my cheekbones. I was only making a point!

--Crowley

[sil_lee]

Dear Crowley,

I have no need of advice, but may I have a hug?

- Hestia Jones

[1926bentley]

Dear Hestia--

... I really don't do hugs.

--Crowley

[sil_lee]

Please?

[1926bentley]

................ Fine.

*quickest hug in the world* ... There, happy?

0_o

[whats_up_doc]

Crowley, mate,

May I ask why anyone would default to taking advice from a chaotic demon? One that doesn't have floppy ears and a cotton tail to at least look innocuous while dishing said advice?

- Bugs Bunny

Re: 0_o

[1926bentley]

... Well, why not ask everybody who's commented so far?

Re: 0_o

[whats_up_doc]

I could do that. Or I could play up in the spirit with which I think this was intended. Do you read the Sunday comics?

*ahem*

Oh, Lucy, I'd like to be the sort of person everyone likes to have around. You know, people would say 'Look, here's Charlie Brown! Now everything will be all right!' But they don't... No one cares if I'm around or not. Most of the time everyone just looks right through me including the succeeding commenters who didn't explain the answer, they don't even know I'm there...

- Charlie Brown

Re: 0_o

[1926bentley]

... What was that? Did you say something?

[permanent_blur]

no, no. i'm all right, really. i think. um. do you want to talk about anything?

[1926bentley]

... Er. Not in particular, I don't think.

[permanent_blur]

oh. *looks disappointed* are you sure? i mean. i'll listen. i'm very good at that, listening. i've got ears and everything.

... cookie? *offers*

[1926bentley]

I'm fine, really. But I'll have a cookie, I guess. ... Thanks.

[julietveiled]

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hi.

yeah, typist here.

When did Crowley turn into Lucy Van Pelt? And why?? cos omg that's making me laugh hysterically from coincedences. (You do know I'm playing Lucy right now, right? ...and just got back from rehearsal for it? ...and have spent the intermining, if that's the right word, time looking at everything peanuts.com has about her? And then I come here and see THIS???)

[1926bentley]

Typist: I was bored. XD After I posted this entry, I looked at my f-list and saw a post about you playing Lucy, and went "Oh. That's right!" It was great.

[julietveiled]

Ty.. ...shhh. Yes. Er. ...That's AWESOME. And I have a new character interpretation to play at rehearsal. Crowlucy! I love it.