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[1926bentley]

*puts out a sign that says 'The Doctor is IN'*

*props his feet up on the desk, and leans back in his chair*

A discussion in the chatroom spawned this entry, so whatever you do, just blame the typists.

Give me your typists, your puppets, Your anonymous and massive LJ comments yearning for free advice, The wretched problems of your angst-filled

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[avenginggoddess]

Dear Crowley,
I have an insane urge to tackle you. What do I do?
~Insane Goddess of Revenge

[1926bentley]

Dear Very Insane Goddess of Revenge--

Tackling is certainly a marked sign of insanity, as well as a symptom of a strange disease called "fangirling", which some doctors say is the worst and most severe mental disorder that can be found out there. The "tackle", as you call it, would most likely cause long-lasting psychological damage to me, resulting in trauma and excessive paranoia. Pyromania would be enhanced. Er.
... In other words, don't. Really.

--Crowley

[avenginggoddess]

Dear Crowley,
I actually like the idea of psychological damage to you. Maybe then you'll stop complaining about your cheekbones.
Love,
Nemesis

[1926bentley]

Dear Nemesis--

... I wasn't complaining about my cheekbones. I was only making a point!

--Crowley

[avenginggoddess]

Dear Crowley,
Oh, okay. So, can I tackle you?
Love,
Nemesis

[1926bentley]

... No.

[avenginggoddess]

Aw. *Pout* You're no fun at all. I think I'll do it anyway.

[1926bentley]

... You do that. ... Wait, no, that's wrong. Don't do that.

[avenginggoddess]

Oh, but you already told me I could. HA. *Tackle*

[1926bentley]

But I- *tackle'd* ... Great.

[avenginggoddess]

Hi Crowley.

[1926bentley]

... Hi.

[avenginggoddess]

How are you?

[1926bentley]

Well, I currently have a Goddess of Revenge sitting on me, but otherwise I'm just peachy.

[avenginggoddess]

Otherwise? *Pout* Fine. Be that way.

[lost_in_woods]

Dear Crowley,

Let me say I would welcome this "tackle," if you could put the ensuing pyromania to good use, such as to burn certain Death Eaters and other murderers among us.

I would furthermore welcome any other hell-gotten ideas you have to put a stop to Death Eater orgies that involve non-Death Eaters. Unless your satanic vows bind you to protect such orgies, in which case I will completely understand, and write this off as a hopeless petition.

- Bonnie Wood