Comments | 1800deadpoo: 003 | forward-dated to sunday morning the 18th

1800deadpoo

003 | forward-dated to sunday morning the 18th

Sep 17, 2011 19:47

[So for anyone up early this lovely Sunday morning, you may be noticing that some of the drones walking around seem...a little stranger than usual. They're rotting, for one. And shambling. And hungry for flesh.

An explanation for this sudden change in behavior? What is this, DC? We don't need no stinkin' explanations! Instead, have this not ( Read more... )

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[phone] lunawolves10th September 18 2011, 00:49:53 UTC

Zombies?

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:06:18 UTC

Am I not supposed to use the z word? Undead, cannibals without a pulse, flesh-eating viruses walking around in human form, BRAAAAAAAAAINS, whatever!

lunawolves10th September 18 2011, 06:17:55 UTC

Ah... my most recent memory before I was returned here was being trapped on a planet of them with only my dead brother for company while I fought a planet full of them. It would appear the taint of Chaos is strong here. Where are they?

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 16:30:37 UTC

Yeah, chaos sounds about right. And look out the window, man.

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a_gentle_boy September 18 2011, 00:55:45 UTC

Zombies?!

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:13:32 UTC

...yeah, you sound like you're way too young to afford my fees, kid. Still, I guess we could haggle. [Deadpool is many things, most of them awful, but he won't leave a child in danger.]

a_gentle_boy September 18 2011, 02:18:31 UTC

What?

No, but -- How could -- I mean, you have to have dead people and you can't even die here!

And you can't ask people to pay for help against zombies!

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:45:41 UTC

Hey, I'm not a scientist, don't ask me how it works. It looks dead and tries to bite me, I shoot it. End of story.

Why not? You'd think they'd be more willing to do it than pay me to kill alive folks.

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[ phone ] notalwystrthful September 18 2011, 00:57:49 UTC

Who would be that careless to unleash zombies in Mayfield?

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:14:00 UTC

Who knows! Not me!

notalwystrthful September 18 2011, 02:23:14 UTC

... Hn. [ She does not believe you for a second. ]

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:46:22 UTC

I take it by your silence that you agree with me. Good. Glad we cleared that up.

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[Phone] puzzlerprince September 18 2011, 00:58:43 UTC

[Hey, I see you taking digs at DC, Deadpool. ...not that they aren't justified.]

...zombies, you said? You can't be serious.

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:14:47 UTC

You're right, I'm not! Those people shamblin' around outside are just celebrating Halloween early. Oh that silly Deadpool, he's at it again!

puzzlerprince September 18 2011, 02:22:16 UTC

[Peering out his window... He is being serious.]

How do you intend to stop them?

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:47:29 UTC

By shooting them in the head. Or stabbing. Or blowing them up. The possibilities are endless. Did I mention I'm available for hire?

perfectvoice September 18 2011, 01:01:00 UTC

Zombies?!

[Two drones in the house. She's immune, but she's not sure if Vince is.

Clearly, it is time to break into leekslapping mode.]

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:19:04 UTC

[in a creepy, melodramatic voice:] Zooooooooooombiiiiiiiiiies. Exciting, ain't it?

perfectvoice September 18 2011, 02:39:06 UTC

Why are there zombies?! And what does it have to do with your head?!

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:48:15 UTC

No idea whatsoever. Definitely not my fault. And who says my head's got anythin' to do with it? I'm just afraid the poor guy's feeling lonely, that's all!

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