002 | o canada - 50% droning

[1800deadpoo]

[So Deadpool's been struck with 50% droning, which would be enough to drive most people insane...unless, of course, you're someone who's already more than used to talking to the voices inside his head that no one else can see. YEAH BET YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS NOW HUH]

Whoa, there sure is a lot of partyin' going on today! Not that I'm against celebratin

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[brbgoing2russia]

Uh- Dad, are you okay? Why would we celebrate Canada Day?

[1800deadpoo]

'Cos the ol' red, white, and maple's the best flag there is, of course! Geez, I thought hypothetical gray-box me raised ya better than that!

...and since when do you call me dad?

[She's your daughter, idiot!]

She's a bit too old for -- actually no, I did have some fun back in those years, didn't I...

[Both Deadpool and the gray boxes pause in fond reminiscence.]

[brbgoing2russia]

I always call you dad, but if you're going to get all weird about it again, I'll call you something else.

And barf, no one wants to hear your fun stories.

[1800deadpoo]

Nah, it's fine. Better than what I used to call my dad, at least...

And hey, that is a filthy lie! Everyone loves my fun stories! Man, did I ever tell you about the one time I had a girlfriend who could shapeshift? Now that was a power!

[puzzlerprince]

[In the midst of setting up his barbecue.]

...who are you talking to?

[1800deadpoo]

[In the midst of stealing from his barbecue]

My little gray boxes! Gotta tell ya, they're a hell of a lot more boring than my yellow ones.

Phone - also at 50%

[ahogauge]

It's... refreshing to see I'm not the only one going mad. I thought all the head trauma was finally getting to me.

[1800deadpoo]

Hey, who's goin' mad? Not me! This happens all the time! 'Cept usually my thoughts are yellow and we don't argue half as much.

[ahogauge]

You're usually not supposed to hear answers when you talk to yourself...I didn't think they had colors either...

Well, I suppose its worse than having strange visons that you were apparently some sort of space Dark Hero from some sort of game? And that your high school crush/wife was some kind of space Valkyrie...It's like having one of those weird dreams that everyone you know was in....

[1800deadpoo]

Only if you're someone boring.

That sounds like a great fucking vision to me! What kinda game, the kind where you blow shit up and fight Wolverine or the lame kind where all the dudes look like chicks?

phone also I guess.

[godmodcomplex]

[ Not sure what's more off-putting; the fact that Wade is acting so unusually...

...or that he just entertained the notion that Wade acting this unusually is unusual. almost as though he's 25% brainwashed 8| So far, he's not appreciating this day. But he'll handle it. Handling things is one of his favorite pastimes. ]

We did miss Canada Day, didn't we? [ trololol pretty much knew when it was Canada Day and didn't really curr. ]

[1800deadpoo]

You missed it. I made 1000 pancakes, like any true patriot would. Now I just gotta figure out where to put all the leftovers....

[godmodcomplex]

[ So that's what the smell was. Answers all over the place, wow. ] You could dig out a food cellar.

...of course, by the time it was ready for storage, the majority of your leftovers would have spoiled. [ Taking crazy Canadian determination into account to save them, pretty much. Pancakes hold for at least a couple of days, don't they... (wait, why is he even thinking about the shelf life of pancakes)?

And by the time it got done, if it got done... he can't imagine that such a cellar would be needed to store food. B| ]

[1800deadpoo]

Boring. Unless you've got your powers back - shut up, he does too have powers, and way too many of them if ya ask me - and can take out a chunk of the earth for me. And even then, putting pancakes into the ground? Blasphemy!

[Seriously bro, what kind of drugs have you been smoking. Even Wade's got better than ideas than that.]

I'm just gonna TP people's houses with 'em instead.

0% droned, like a boss - phone

[bro_thel_fist]

So... you usually make it a point to have conversations with no one over the phone? Or did you take drugs?

[1800deadpoo]

God, I wish I took drugs. Haven't been able to do that in ages.

[Shame on you! Upstanding Americans would never take drugs, other than the occasional cigarette!]

Wow, see, now I know you definitely aren't my boxes. Begone with you!

[bro_thel_fist]

I feel like drugs would make living here a lot easier. Assuming it doesn't turn into a bad trip. Knowing this place, it probably would be.

Boxes? I'm... not a box.

[1800deadpoo]

Are you kiddin'? The best trips are the bad ones! Makes everythin' a lot more exciting!

Not you, my thoughts. Only they're not my thoughts, the treacherous fiends!