002 | o canada - 50% droning
[So Deadpool's been struck with 50% droning, which would be enough to drive most people insane...unless, of course, you're someone who's already more than used to talking to the voices inside his head that no one else can see. YEAH BET YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS NOW HUH]
Whoa, there sure is a lot of partyin' going on today! Not that I'm against celebratin' the birth of the greatest nation to ever exist, but uh...you guys realize that Canada Day's already over, yeah?
[What are you talking about, Wade? This is for the Fourth of July, of course! You should know this, you've lived in Mayfield for your entire life!]
Hey, my little yellow boxes are back! I've sure missed you guys, it's been kinda lonely without you...
...wait a minute, you're not yellow, you're gray! Imposters!
[You're not making any sense. You don't talk to boxes, you're just a normal American guy. Don't you remember taking your two loving daughters out to see the fireworks every year?]
No, I don't remember any of that! You're just makin' shit up -- then again, you're me, which means...ow, brain hurts.
[All those other memories are just fantasies, Wade. This is the real you.]
Well, if bein' a super sexy merc with mutant powers and the coolest X-Man of all time is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!
[...wow, you're right, that does sound way cooler than whatever we're saying.]
See? See?
[Of course, anyone who's not a telepath will only hear Deadpool's side of the conversation, but whatever he's still totally sane okay. If talking on the phone's not your thing, you can find him stuffing his mouth with food he stole from the barbecues the drones are holding and talking angrily to the air.]
Whoa, there sure is a lot of partyin' going on today! Not that I'm against celebratin' the birth of the greatest nation to ever exist, but uh...you guys realize that Canada Day's already over, yeah?
[What are you talking about, Wade? This is for the Fourth of July, of course! You should know this, you've lived in Mayfield for your entire life!]
Hey, my little yellow boxes are back! I've sure missed you guys, it's been kinda lonely without you...
...wait a minute, you're not yellow, you're gray! Imposters!
[You're not making any sense. You don't talk to boxes, you're just a normal American guy. Don't you remember taking your two loving daughters out to see the fireworks every year?]
No, I don't remember any of that! You're just makin' shit up -- then again, you're me, which means...ow, brain hurts.
[All those other memories are just fantasies, Wade. This is the real you.]
Well, if bein' a super sexy merc with mutant powers and the coolest X-Man of all time is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!
[...wow, you're right, that does sound way cooler than whatever we're saying.]
See? See?
[Of course, anyone who's not a telepath will only hear Deadpool's side of the conversation, but whatever he's still totally sane okay. If talking on the phone's not your thing, you can find him stuffing his mouth with food he stole from the barbecues the drones are holding and talking angrily to the air.]