Today at school, the campus patrol gave me a parking ticket for parking off-campus. Yes, that's right. I was parked off the property of the school, and now I owe the school (another) $25 for my unsavory parking practices ( Read more... )

endleslywaiting's fault.

Naw man, for serious. James is all that and a few bags of gormet fuckin' potato chips. Freakin' sweet, I know!
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( The perfect survey for the perfect Jami )

Guys, seriously, I have hot fucking water. I purposefully let myself scald in the shower for several long minutes. There was steam on the mirror when I turned the water off and pulled the curtain to the side. For the first time in a long time, my entire body smells like my coconut-mango bodywash ( Read more... )

I swear, it's foibey's fault! She forced me to! It wasn't me! There was a flood, and my car wouldn't start, and I was out of the country at the time! I was dead at the time! I don't know what you're talking about!

If you and I were alone in a room right now, what would we be doing?

Now post this in YOUR LJ, and see what people wanna do with you.
~dB

I was eating some waffles for breakfast, and I thought, "It's not too early to start drinking, is it? I mean, it is 2:15."

So here I am, with waffles and a G&T. Breakfast of champions, I daresay.
~dB

P.S. I'm kidding you know. I'm really just drinking straight gin Sprite.

"'Don't speak to me of revolution until you are ready to eat rats to survive.' Quotes like this one from the Last Poets make me wonder how effective the use of nonviolence really is. In the US and elsewhere, the 'progressive left' seem to be practicing 'comfort zone politics.' I, for one, seriously doubt that we can win a war against imperialism ( Read more... )

Because Jamie is much more skilled than myself at finding/filling out these quizzes, this one is going to be a long process. I'm going to make a good one. Also, this is going to take me quite some time to complete. I don't have a single playlist, rather, I just load a few CDs into Winamp and let them play. So, I have to wait for all of my songs to ( Read more... )

bman: i'm having my nuts snipped on wednesday
bman: not really looking forward to that particular procedure
jbear: gl master chief.
bman: yeah
bman: "hi2u testicles"
~dB

131dbs's LJ stalker is blue_fire!blue_fire is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also stalking the rest of your friends list!

"It's the fruit that makes it fruity,
it's the juice that makes it juicy.
It's the funk that makes it funky,
it's the junk that makes the junkie."
~dB

Frosted Mini-Wheats = <3.
~dB