Title: Lips One, Lips Two
Author: ErinM (
erinm_4600)
Characters, Pairing: River (mention of the crew, the Tams, and Jubal Early)
Rating: G
Summary: What is the point of kissing, anyway?
Warning: sometime after Out of Gas; *written for a
20-day OTP Kiss challenge.
Disclaimer: Firefly belongs to Joss. Serenity belongs to Joss. Mal belongs... yeah, it all belongs to Joss. I will give *NO* credit to FOX, because they are stupid and canceled the show. So there!
River never really understood why everyone was so pre-occupied with kissing.
Lips One. Lips Two. Pucker. Touch.
And, depending on the pair doing the kissing, add slobber.
Her parents forced it.
Simon didn't do it.
Kaylee wanted Simon to do it. With slobber.
Zoe and Wash did it, all the time, without force or slobber.
Jayne dreamed of more of Lips One and the touching. And slobber.
Inara was paid to do it, and though she hid the force very well, there was never slobber.
Cap'n kissed her once. Right on the helmet.
Simon didn't know.
He would never understand.