voice post ♐ 001 ♐ 08/15/09

[100shots100hits]

Okay, this Den-Den Mushi looks like it's on... And I'm away from that scarecrow... Now for a cool, collected message from the great Captain Usopp asking for assistance!

...S-SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE!

Comments

[blacklegcook]

Oi Oi, calm down, Usopp. Panicking isn't going to do any good.

[blacklegcook]

[gives him a flat look at that.]

Another plan is good to have in case the city pass one doesn't work.

So, what is it?

[100shots100hits]

We go dig a hole somewhere and hide in it.

1/2

[blacklegcook]

[blacklegcook]

THAT ONLY BENEFITS YOU, IDIOT!!

[100shots100hits]

How does that not benefit you guys?! There's living scarecrows and aliens here! We're in way over our heads, even with you two monsters and Chopper here! ...And me, of course! Even with my power we're outmatched!

[blacklegcook]

...Aliens? What the hell are you talking about?

[100shots100hits]

There's some guy who says he's from Planet Auldrant. He must be an alien!

[blacklegcook]

Ah, I know what you're talking about. There's another thing besides different shitty time-lines here; this place also takes people from different worlds.

[100shots100hits]

Exactly! So they're all aliens!

[blacklegcook]

That makes us aliens too.

Anyway, where are you?

1/2

[100shots100hits]

Yeah, but we're- We're us! We're not dangerous to anyone who doesn't deserve it!

[100shots100hits]

And I'm by some... trees and buildings.

[blacklegcook]

Oi, give me something better to work with, idiot.

Are there any buildings or cottages near by?

[100shots100hits]

Some cottages.

[blacklegcook]

Just walk up to the nearest one and see what number it is.