( Snowflakes fall all around them, and are melted by the sheer intensity of the great Captain's stare. )

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tremble, Somarium, for your end has arrived! The great Dr. Usodabada, evil genius extraordinaire, has arrived! MWAHAHA!

Fear me and my ruthless subordinates! We are to be feared, for we are frightening! Right, frightening subordinates?

...Oh crap that's right, they're not here. This can't be good for my reputation.Er... uh ( Read more... )

Okay, this Den-Den Mushi looks like it's on... And I'm away from that scarecrow... Now for a cool, collected message from the great Captain Usopp asking for assistance!

...S-SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE!

( Brave warriors of the sea have interesting profiles! )