i'm going to go ahead and blame this on my cold medicine

[0myst_dreamer0]

for the past day, a small lizard has been trapped in our fire place. don't ask me how it got down there or why it couldn't get out, but it was there

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[djl4c]

You could totally submit that to a short-story competition. It'd win, pretty much hands down. The last three words just seal it.