This city is so bland. I like it that way, I think.

I saw that sex list thing but it was too long to even read, otherwise I'd go through with "can I find porn of it on one of my hard drives".

Fap more/you're a pathetic loser who'll never get laid/etc., yeah, I got it.

Is Christmas over yet?

This is OOC, but here's the Secret Santa list:

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Okay so since Friday is over I guess I'm supposed to do this now...

I've been asked to take down names of everyone participating in this year's

Secret Santaand organize things so uh, if you want to participate, leave your name. If you're not interested, don't bitch to me that it's stupid, talk to management ( Read more... )

If anyone needs me...uhh. Too bad. I have the next two days off from work and I'm turning off my cellphone and my computer, except to check my email periodically.

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Everyone else seems a lot more adept at this whole...dating, crushing, girls thing than me.

What's the best way to get your mind off a girl? This whole...pining thing doesn't really suit me so I kind of want to put it behind me.

Any special techniques?

The party was...uh, cool, by the way. I guess. I hate big houses though.

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Oh.

I'm not supposed to be bringing a girl to this Hyuuga thing, am I?

Everyone else seems to be pairing up.

It'd be a good excuse to not go.

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Damn it mom.

Damn it.

Welp, if I had any plans with anyone tomorrow, I gotta cancel them.

Well damn. I always thought, we'd get to these sorts of fancy parties, and it'd be me, Ino, and Chouji, but one is unfortunately accounted for and the other is MIA.

Looks like I'm going stag to this Hyuuga party.

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Oh sweet. My parents are going out of town Friday to Sunday, leaving me all alone and with a day off Saturday night ( Read more... )