LJ, it's been real but I'm never here anymore. Follow me over to fighterdrinkerwriter.tumblr.com if you want more of me.

www.twitter.com/JanePolyakov

(I actually post things there.)

Sweet Jesus, Paris Hilton has the ugliest vagina I've ever seen.

I would pee on Craig Ferguson in a second if he asked me to.

Forgive me for loving this recession. It's like the whole world is on sale.

I don't want to be a girl that wears a beret.

If you don't like the President that the people of America voted to elect ...

then you can hightail it to Canada with the Commies!! <--- (In the event I have an overwhelming zelaous Canadian readership, which is obviously very likely to be the case, I'd like to state for the record that I'm jk and there is no need to bombard me with hate mail. I ( Read more... )

Sometimes I think Jack Johnson understands more about life than I ever will.

"If I weren't gay, or she weren't a woman, I might consider attempting to ensnare her in the ugly web of a monogamous relationship."

Brilliant.

I like reading other people's journals or writing and being entirely unimpressed. It makes me feel smug.