Comments | 000_hester_000: ...Whut. No.

000_hester_000

...Whut. No.

Feb 08, 2009 15:24

So I read this fanfic.

Itachi slid his hands away from kakashi thigh and father down his the man legs in, cupped his testicles ,which made kakashi whimper for more. Kakashi had now snap his gaze from the forest floor and was now looking straight into his eyes. Both Shargine lock on to each other eye's slowly trying to see into each other eyes ( Read more... )

saint itachi, boysex!, snark

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kalliel February 8 2009, 23:26:20 UTC

......XP Itachi fandom has the best things, rly. If Itachi isn't raping something/someone, he's getting raped. --Or worse, it's consensual and everyone still acts like a freaking moron!

hieronymousb February 8 2009, 23:31:24 UTC

I'm convinced Itachi just fails at sex, in general.

000_hester_000 February 9 2009, 00:04:09 UTC

Dude. That's against the #1 rule of the Akatsuki fandom: in order to be accepted into the organization, you must have unbelievably amazing sexual prowess that will rip a hole in the fabric of space-time with its awesome.

"What do you mean, 'He's an S-class criminal'? The guy can't even deep throat right! Maybe B-class at best, but even that's on the generous side."

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000_hester_000 February 9 2009, 00:06:13 UTC

Now, to be perfectly fair, I wouldn't want Sasuke's loins all over me, either. So I can definitely sympathize with Itachi there.

...Link?

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000_hester_000 February 9 2009, 14:35:16 UTC

Because if somebody tells you they love you, you have to have sex with them, amirite?

The phrase Sasuke perverted butt for some reason makes me think that he has dickbutt >.>

sweetnoodlepop February 10 2009, 00:43:29 UTC

I couldn't bring myself to read the rest of the fic because that first snippet was offensive to my language organ....

POORLY WRITTEN! Seriously, is English this person's first language? And also: What's with the POV switch up? Is it third person or 1st?

000_hester_000 February 10 2009, 02:14:32 UTC

You probably need your language organ cauterized before it's safe for you to read this stuff.

I have no idea what this person's native language is, and don't honestly care since even with perfect grammar the fic would still make less than no sense. And even if it did make sense, I would still be angry about this slander about Itachi, patron saint of Awesome. D<