Looking for tips on actually making the place you live in not look like crap all the time (read: my apartment currently looks like crap all the time) led to me winding up on this incredibly nauseating page.I am almost entirely sure that it's not a good thing that the thing on here that upset me the most is the photo near the bottom of the page ( Read more... )

This is the best fanfiction you will ever read in your miserable life.

. . . Okay, actually it's pretty much what My Immortal would be if it were a Hetalia fic written by a faux-ghetto troll instead of a Harry Potter fic written by a faux-goth troll. BUT STILL. CLOSE ENOUGH ( Read more... )

Thank you to chlothar, who refuses to write anything on her own, for helping me put this together.

So, I read this book:


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The book: The Sunne in Splendour, by Sharon Kay Penman ( Read more... )

In which I talk about Vampire Hunter D: Tale of the Dead Town, by Hideyuki Kikuchi.


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1. Finally all done with my midterm-related things! And I actually managed to finish my test for the Dark Ages. With time to spare. And it was essay questions! Recap of my life: essay questions are one of my mortal enemies. Along with spiders and garbage trucks.2. Otoh, I planned out my next two months this afternoon. And, uh, I might not be ( Read more... )

It turns out that the big blue thing's name was Kisame Hoshigaki. Yeah, i know, weird name. My name is so much cooler. I'm Yumi Kuro. I have blue almost black hair and sparkly red eyes. Yes, I said sparkly. Kisamewas blue COMPLETE WITH GILLS, A SWORD, AND A CLOAK. Yes, a cloak. I know right? Cloaks are so last winter. He even had a sidekick! " ( Read more... )

This girl's failpost made me happy, because I'm an evil, vindictive person. Although if she's not a troll I actually feel kinda bad for her since she clearly has some sort of disease that causes her to be unable to distinguish both fashion types and sarcasm. Also, why would you decide to take photos of yourself to post on the internet on a day ( Read more... )

If you don't watch fanficrants, or don't pay attention to it very closely, then you still have yet to be educated about cheap sluts and women not knowing their place

Go and do so now!

This girl's first rant

You have to read her comments for full Stupid

YOU'RE ALL SHEEP FOR ARGUING WITH ME WHEN I'M BEING A COMPLETE MORONOh. Em. Eff. Gee. Ilu internet ( Read more... )

It's Naruto fic quote time again!

“Stop Sasuke I’m pregnant” Itachi said pleadingly “don’t Sasuke please”

For the convenience of those around you, please do try not to Sasuke. Sasuke. It's what you do.

“Who are you pregnant with anyway?” Sasuke questioned, he knew it was obviously Kisame but he wanted to hear it from his brother. Itachi ( Read more... )