Friday avo knock-off drinks
I always love a good set of 'trashy night out' photos, don't you? You know, the nights where you and your friends start out looking a million bucks, taking pics with pouty faces to later marvel at the state of hotness and awesome. Then comes the group shot outside somewhere with a guy no one knows, followed by a few pics of you flinging arms around randoms in some bad lighting situations and varying states of inebriation. Generally there are some really bad angle photos of you sculling a drink and the nextday you realize you had a really bad makeup line around your jaw and your nostrils look massive, and then the rest are all smashed crab, pop-eyed, Britney quality trash shots of you trying to look as hot or thinking you look as hot as you did at the start of the night.
Here we have the random guy, and a piss poor attempt at 'the scull':
And here is the beginning of the face pulling when you're drunk and you think it's hot:
The pop-eyed drunken 'eyyyy' at random girls walking past:
Cyzo woman have a full story on where the pics came from (Before Pi's tour in Hong Kong?) but I have no time to translate it right now [EDIT! SEE BELOW FOR STORY] and I'm sure it'll be on Arama by the time I get home. If it's not, I'll fill you guys in on the details but really, who cares? Make up your own details. They'll probably be just about as accurate, and a hell of a lot funnier.
Also WTF, Pi, WTF. Heinously ugly 90's boy band bum-part AHOY!
JUST KILL YOURSELF.
EDIT: As expected, I got home and this was on Arama, complete with a Nick Carter comparison thrown into the comments. The exact same photo. What an amazing coincidence. No translation though.
So on the first night of the tour Pi calls out to Tsukada Ryouichi (he did a Jackie Chan impersonation or something, no fucking idea), "Hey Tsuka-chan, I'll tell you something cool! Today Jackie's son is here! [in English] He is my friend!"
Spotlights and cheering and the guy comes running out of the crowd like he's won a chance to play 'Who wants to be a millionaire'.
The article says it's an episode that's helped us understand exactly how wide Pi's circle of acquaintances is. I for one am not really that astounded. Tends to happen when you're famous I imagine. Lots of people know you, and you even know some of them too. Anyway it then says that there were serious repercussions after pics came out on the net of Pi and Jaycee at a club enjoying some nightlife activities in Hong Kong.
According to "Record China" the two of them unleashed themselves upon the clubs on the evening of Jan 28th. Some dude who says he's a friend of Pi's took and leaked the pics, but seeing as that wasn't damaging enough decided to throw in a comment about Pi smoking and leaving 1 box behind or something weird like that. I dont know if that's implying he smoked them out of stock or... let's just go with that anyway. So on the weekends he's a filthy darber with bad hair who drinks beer. My god, I think I can stop questioning his gender.
And what an asshole 'friend'.
Thanks to said 'friend's comments about Pi smoking, Hong Kong fans exploded in outrage, and his image has apparently gone down considerably. Fickle bitches.
But in Japan everyone knows that Pi often goes clubbing and smokes during breaks on location shoots, and his fans are cool with that. Even the pics are spectacularly normal for Pi, and so the writer asks, wtf is all the fuss about?
Well it's because Hong Kong are supposed to be smoking nazi's, proven by the fact that in 2009 smoking in any indoor area was made illegal. Big deal, it's been like that plus more insanely strict outdoor smoking rules in Aus since like '06/'07. Pish posh bitches, find something else to justify your whinging with.
DO NOT REPOST
Just realized the beautiful timing of this - It's Friday afternoon here in Aus! I think I'll follow Pi's lead and let the knock-off drinks begin! Happy Friday everyone!
Here we have the random guy, and a piss poor attempt at 'the scull':
And here is the beginning of the face pulling when you're drunk and you think it's hot:
The pop-eyed drunken 'eyyyy' at random girls walking past:
Cyzo woman have a full story on where the pics came from (Before Pi's tour in Hong Kong?) but I have no time to translate it right now [EDIT! SEE BELOW FOR STORY] and I'm sure it'll be on Arama by the time I get home. If it's not, I'll fill you guys in on the details but really, who cares? Make up your own details. They'll probably be just about as accurate, and a hell of a lot funnier.
Also WTF, Pi, WTF. Heinously ugly 90's boy band bum-part AHOY!
JUST KILL YOURSELF.
EDIT: As expected, I got home and this was on Arama, complete with a Nick Carter comparison thrown into the comments. The exact same photo. What an amazing coincidence. No translation though.
So on the first night of the tour Pi calls out to Tsukada Ryouichi (he did a Jackie Chan impersonation or something, no fucking idea), "Hey Tsuka-chan, I'll tell you something cool! Today Jackie's son is here! [in English] He is my friend!"
Spotlights and cheering and the guy comes running out of the crowd like he's won a chance to play 'Who wants to be a millionaire'.
The article says it's an episode that's helped us understand exactly how wide Pi's circle of acquaintances is. I for one am not really that astounded. Tends to happen when you're famous I imagine. Lots of people know you, and you even know some of them too. Anyway it then says that there were serious repercussions after pics came out on the net of Pi and Jaycee at a club enjoying some nightlife activities in Hong Kong.
According to "Record China" the two of them unleashed themselves upon the clubs on the evening of Jan 28th. Some dude who says he's a friend of Pi's took and leaked the pics, but seeing as that wasn't damaging enough decided to throw in a comment about Pi smoking and leaving 1 box behind or something weird like that. I dont know if that's implying he smoked them out of stock or... let's just go with that anyway. So on the weekends he's a filthy darber with bad hair who drinks beer. My god, I think I can stop questioning his gender.
And what an asshole 'friend'.
Thanks to said 'friend's comments about Pi smoking, Hong Kong fans exploded in outrage, and his image has apparently gone down considerably. Fickle bitches.
But in Japan everyone knows that Pi often goes clubbing and smokes during breaks on location shoots, and his fans are cool with that. Even the pics are spectacularly normal for Pi, and so the writer asks, wtf is all the fuss about?
Well it's because Hong Kong are supposed to be smoking nazi's, proven by the fact that in 2009 smoking in any indoor area was made illegal. Big deal, it's been like that plus more insanely strict outdoor smoking rules in Aus since like '06/'07. Pish posh bitches, find something else to justify your whinging with.
DO NOT REPOST
Just realized the beautiful timing of this - It's Friday afternoon here in Aus! I think I'll follow Pi's lead and let the knock-off drinks begin! Happy Friday everyone!