Koki gossip is pretty reliable because...
Koki is my gossip sister from another mister. Tru fax. Tantei File quotes 'someone who knows about Johnnys' that Koki loves a good gossip, and searching for scoops on entertainers is his hobby.
Well I can only speak for myself but I have a kind of specific gossip routine. I spend a lot of my gossip reading time in a fluro-green Oscar the Grouch bathrobe, sipping cans of pepsi max in bed and cackling to myself out loud. If a story is particularly lol worthy I have an unconcious tendency to lean really close to the laptop screen. Sometimes I'll even grab the edges of it so I can hold it close to my face while I read with my mouth half open in amusement, tapping the down key harder than I need to when scrolling. I tell you all of this, so that you can now picture Koki doing the same. Somehow I picture him more retarded than me.
The article says he loves those trashy weekly mags full of pics (still picturing a bathrobe here, maybe a cigarette hanging out his mouth, and some hair rollers). He even uses his posse for gathering info and spreads gossip amongst his friends. I wish he would just add me to the email list XD He spills the beans on his Senpai and others in the industry which is obviously a problem.
Ohhh, maybe even some of the stuff in this blog is thanks to Koki?
"He'll be spreading a rumor while you're still saying 'now you can't tell anyone about this'. Haha. Of course it's usually Johnny's stuff but I've heard some Morning Musume stuff from him. And it's not just about other people, he says stuff about himself so it's not like he's just talking bad about people he hates. It's just he loves gossip." And Mills and Boon novels. They go hand in hand. I have fanfiction though.
The Jimusho has given up hope - he even spreads shit about himself. Like that time he gave some fans purikura of him and Abiru Yu. >.> I knew nothing of this but I don't doubt it. Yamapi has gotten pissed with Koki before over spreading the word about Pi's love life - I remember writing about them fighting in a club actually, over Abiru Yu. This is starting to sound like Koki is actually a pretty reliable gossip source. Omg if KAT-TUN ever go under, I pray he writes one of those trashy 'tell all' books and starts a bitchin revenge gossip blog. Oh please oh please oh please.
Here's a thought: I wonder if he spreads gossip about himself spreading gossip. Maybe he has a split personality disorder. This article was actually written by Koki, wasn't it?
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Well I can only speak for myself but I have a kind of specific gossip routine. I spend a lot of my gossip reading time in a fluro-green Oscar the Grouch bathrobe, sipping cans of pepsi max in bed and cackling to myself out loud. If a story is particularly lol worthy I have an unconcious tendency to lean really close to the laptop screen. Sometimes I'll even grab the edges of it so I can hold it close to my face while I read with my mouth half open in amusement, tapping the down key harder than I need to when scrolling. I tell you all of this, so that you can now picture Koki doing the same. Somehow I picture him more retarded than me.
The article says he loves those trashy weekly mags full of pics (still picturing a bathrobe here, maybe a cigarette hanging out his mouth, and some hair rollers). He even uses his posse for gathering info and spreads gossip amongst his friends. I wish he would just add me to the email list XD He spills the beans on his Senpai and others in the industry which is obviously a problem.
Ohhh, maybe even some of the stuff in this blog is thanks to Koki?
"He'll be spreading a rumor while you're still saying 'now you can't tell anyone about this'. Haha. Of course it's usually Johnny's stuff but I've heard some Morning Musume stuff from him. And it's not just about other people, he says stuff about himself so it's not like he's just talking bad about people he hates. It's just he loves gossip." And Mills and Boon novels. They go hand in hand. I have fanfiction though.
The Jimusho has given up hope - he even spreads shit about himself. Like that time he gave some fans purikura of him and Abiru Yu. >.> I knew nothing of this but I don't doubt it. Yamapi has gotten pissed with Koki before over spreading the word about Pi's love life - I remember writing about them fighting in a club actually, over Abiru Yu. This is starting to sound like Koki is actually a pretty reliable gossip source. Omg if KAT-TUN ever go under, I pray he writes one of those trashy 'tell all' books and starts a bitchin revenge gossip blog. Oh please oh please oh please.
Here's a thought: I wonder if he spreads gossip about himself spreading gossip. Maybe he has a split personality disorder. This article was actually written by Koki, wasn't it?
Do not repost.