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In english we had to write a manifesto, like a personal statement of things you live by. She made copies of mine for the class and I was kind of embarrassed, but glad I didn't pass in this one instead.
Alternative Manifesto
1. Never been to a drinking party, yea no hangovers!!!
2. Never bought anything at American Eagle, Abercrombie, or Aeropostale; saved a lot of money.
3. Never got 4.0 in a quarter; still got scholarships at each school I applied to.
4. Never went on a school trip to a foreign country; never got food poisoning there and threw up the whole trip.
5. Never participated in student council; muahaha.
6. Never went tanning; never got that potato skin look.
7. Never complained about work, the money made it all better.
8. Never wore anything but regular undies, butt floss no thanks.
9. Never smoked, beat the wannabe thugs in my gym class on the track.
10. Never been kissed, this does give me ambivalent feelings, but hey what can you do?
Never been happier to leave.