Oh, Christmas Tree.
The ugliest tree in the world.
Admit it, sometimes, you think Lucy is right. A nice, aluminum christmas tree, preferably pink, would be better than some Charlie Browner.
This is actually NOT the ugliest tree in the world. The ugliest tree in the world costs 94 cents at Wal-Mart. This tree cost $4.94. I am nothing if not klassy.
I also bought decorations and lights for it. I'll post those photos tomorrow cuz I'm too lazy to upload more tonight. But know this: when purchasing decorations, I asked myself two questions: "Does this have enough glitter on it?" And "Does this come in a more lurid pink?"