Evil and a heathen
My parents were the anti-religious hippies of the neighbourhood. They didn't care if we went to church and couldn't care less that we had no bible learnin'.
So I do not know why I remember watching this creepy TV show.
Oh, Hi, Marci Ian! I recognize you from Canada AM! I'm glad my trusted broadcasters were on weird Christian shows as children. I am also frightened by the commercial for the "devil-stompin'" kids club.
Here's a parable of bridesmaids I remember from that show. I can't embed it for some reason. Jesus is exactly like a bridegroom. Always keep your lamp lit and your legs closed for when Jesus Christ comes to take you away and deflower you on your wedding night. That's what happens, right? I don't know because I'm a lazy bridesmaid. My lamp went out long ago. Jesus the bridegroom has locked the door to the wedding party.
WHY am I watching this instead of Heroes?
So I do not know why I remember watching this creepy TV show.
Click to viewOh, Hi, Marci Ian! I recognize you from Canada AM! I'm glad my trusted broadcasters were on weird Christian shows as children. I am also frightened by the commercial for the "devil-stompin'" kids club.
Here's a parable of bridesmaids I remember from that show. I can't embed it for some reason. Jesus is exactly like a bridegroom. Always keep your lamp lit and your legs closed for when Jesus Christ comes to take you away and deflower you on your wedding night. That's what happens, right? I don't know because I'm a lazy bridesmaid. My lamp went out long ago. Jesus the bridegroom has locked the door to the wedding party.
WHY am I watching this instead of Heroes?