Since I'm bad at comment fic today and lost ONE POINT FIVE K OF WORDS earlier,

( mens sana in corpore sano )

Guuuyssss, there's wank on the internet! Shocking, I know. I am using a Hannibal icon to emphasize what a terrible bad guy loving person I am, I suppose. Let's get my summary of my feelings in a quick cut and paste from a convo

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HAHA, guess who has to get on a plane in five hours and still isn't finishing packing/cleaning? THIS BRO. I did manage to make breakfast to last us for every morning of the trip, however, which tells you what my priorities are.

Right, so. I'm packed except for my phantom mask and oh my fucking god I am about to sneeze. Okay: I was so horrified by ( Read more... )

Holy fuck, someone filled my Hannibal Rising/XMFC fusion prompt. It is fucking amazing and gorgeous and everyone is impeccably characterized and I and basically wailing about how good it is. While I walked dogs today, I talked to my favorite dog about it. Really. Radiator Dog the Tuxedo Mutt pretended to be interested. Okay, so, fuck. It even has a ( Read more... )

Bros, go get your heart wrenching sci-fi groove on Charles/Erik style over here, oh my fucking god.

"Why are you really here, Charles ( Read more... )

God, what am I doing, what? I was supposed to post vampire porn tonight? Uh, come to think of it, I'm not sure that is better So, uh ( Read more... )

HAH. I finished something! I have fic to post! The trick is to not let me have any plot ever, and not let me check my e mail, and not let me open LJ, tumblr, or basically anything. EASY, RIGHT?

So, I blame... pearl_o? RIGHT.

XMFC, R, 2722 words.

Summary: Erik does not understand sex relationships. Charles is bossy. Emotions!

Erik still sort of can't ( Read more... )

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, I do not even know what to say, el-jay, I do not. I'm supposed to go...do stuff today...I am running late...I am also running hot, hopelessly hot, my bosom is heaving, my great big disproportionate bosom. Okay, right, so.

I have recommended "You open always petal by petal myself" before, and I have ( Read more... )

So, whatever, Fic Friday, um. What. No shaving fic today. Possibly Sunday? Uh. Schedules: so not my strong point. I'll try harder next week.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: here is a tiny snippet of an entirely ridiculous thing that doesn't fit the tone of anything else I have done in this fandom at all. I blame pearl_o? Yes. Yes I do.

( Erik ignores the proffered--gift? )

Possible XMFC meta posts, one of which I should post tomorrow, except I should also post fic tomorrow (motherfuck ( Read more... )