It's FANFICTION and it's FRIDAY and I actually have something for you! FIC FRIDAY, fuck yeah.

All right.

This was, like I've mentioned, for the Hannibal Exchange. I don't even know what happened there. There was, loosely,

( a prompt )

GUYS, YOU REMEMBER HOW I DID THE HANNIBAL EXCHANGE AND I WAS ALL ON TIME AND SHIT AND READY TO POST? And then something stupid happened and we weren't allowed to post or whatever because the community is a fucking debacle? Seriously, we still haven't been cleared to post. so FUCK THAT SHIT, we gonna break some rules up in here tonight ( Read more... )

Hi! I never update! So many things have happened! One day I will update but my spacebar is not working right now so today is not that day! I love you guys!

Among the least important but somehow most exciting things to happen is how there's a Hannibal TV series now. It's lush and beautiful and wicked. I am in love. The scriptwriter hasn't the ( Read more... )

My dog is right next to me and GRUMBLING about how I'm taking up space and not letting him sleep, so this will be quick:

My book, starting at 12:01 PST, will be FREE for a day! FREEEEEEE WEREWOLF ROM COM. Y'all don't even need a kindle to read it: check out the free apps hereWhat else? Work work work work work. My contract is up in Feb, so it's ( Read more... )

In the space of a week I managed to get: my iphone stolen, very inappropriately hit on by the cop that took the report, and my car almost towed. I also managed to fuck up my knees and scrape the shit out of them (because I was sprinting frantically towards my car) and, oh, whatever. Challenging week. BUT WHO CARES, BECAUSE: WEREWOLVES ( Read more... )

The Hunger Games Trilogy
Set between the last chapter and the epilogue of Mockingjay
Katniss Everdeen/Peeta Mellark
(with a slight side of Effie/Haymitch if you squint)
11803 words
warnings: lots of feelings and a spectrum of [Spoiler (click to open)]tender vanilla hetsex, oral sex, consensual torture, ptsd type things, knifeplay, handcuffs, bondage, power dynamics, ( Read more... )

So last year/month, through the magic of mumblemutter, who gave me an Ao3 invite, I participated in the wonder and glory of yuletide. It was tremendous and basically the most fun I've had on the internet in a long time*!

*excluding time spent gazing at gifs of Gaspard Ulliel

The presents--ALL THREE OF THEM--I received where all top notch and ridiculously ( Read more... )

Since I'm bad at comment fic today and lost ONE POINT FIVE K OF WORDS earlier,

( mens sana in corpore sano )

So having pneumonia turned out to be good for the soul. We are sick, but very in love and spiritually refreshed. And so on.

Here are my New Year's Resolutions:

( 0) check back in a year and evaluate success of list )

Ahaha, so this has been written for months and I didn't post it and, fuck me, I am so behind on everything. Title is a placeholder until I think of something better. You know what, count it as untitled on lj. YEAH. I think I've got it. Thanks to mumblemutter, who is lovely.

Hey! This is also on Ao3! It's the first (well, second) thing I've posted there, and I ( Read more... )