buck shot eyes and a purple heart
Life today was all running around and job applications and getting interview ready (normal girl looking make up: when did you get so expensive) and ending up at the used bookstore two blocks from my apartment getting a reassuring hug from sympathetic book store owner lady. So we're not going to talk about that! Or how I'm behind on fandom/friendship. Instead:
guuuyyys, should my third nominated fandom for yuletide be
1) Heart Shaped Box,
2) Frankenstein (novel based! novel!), or
3) Comic!Writers!RPF - Gerard Way/Grant Morrison?
because Gee and Grant should so get it on while talking about Batman, okay? And c'mon! Gee, like, worships Grant's work! And age difference kink! And Grant being all "let's make this into an impromptu chaos magic sex ritual!" and Gerard being like, "whatever you want! can I wear my Robin mask!" and hearteyes.
My first nomination is Drive, obviously. Uh, my second is Hannibal Rising, though I probably should rethink that, because no one's going to do it as well as etirabys...holy shit, someone nominated Gaspard Ulliel for, presumably, RPF? Keysmash--but the Gaspard I like isn't the suave dude who does Chanel commercials, so, uh. Maybe I could get lucky and someone might write about 19 year old Gaspard kissing his male costar in Le dernier jour and--IDK, boners and feelings. Dick on dick is not necessary, but excessive feelings+awkwardness is. WAIT, thought:
4) Paris, je t'aime - Elie/Gaspard
because Gaspard is basically playing a more gay version of himself that isn't an actor, and it is awkward (though not as a awkward as Le dernier jour).
Someone requested Felix Castor of Mike Carey's spooky detective novels, sdjdskj. Want also. And Teen Wolf! And Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle! God, you guuuyys. What is this potential bounty, O Internet?
Okay, starting an lj-cut just to list other things that make me squee.
Like BOY MEETS BOY? Who even fucking remembers that comic anymore, oh my fucking god. I would write BmB for you, random internet person. I would.
SURELY SOMEONE WANTS TO WRITE DRIVE FIC.
SURELY.
Oh man:
"Psychologists - RPF."
Who, what even. Probably yes. Is it Kinsey making out with someone? Is it Harlowe making a bizarre wire mother sexbot? what is it.
SOMEONE NOMINATED JEREMY THACHER, DRAGON HATCHER.
MY CHILDHOOD
WHY ARE YOU MIXED IN HERE IN THIS PLACE
I WOULD SO WRITE ABOUT JEREMY AND HIS DRAGON AND THEIR ADVENTURES, THOUGH. TRUFAX.
Wait, okay, so. I don't think the Gaspard tag is a nomination for yuletide; there appears to be some RPF on AO3 that he's in (it is not great, or I would have already linked you), but the rest of those are legit and pulled off the spreadsheets:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AoNvXTMcqI5ldGhMUFdOc25iMXZ5UGltcTctM3AxVVE&hl=en_US#gid=0
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0An_Q-FDmMYfldDNUdTk1WVV4c2pzMlFpSGoza3QtVmc#gid=0
I'll just be over here, flailing.
ETA 2: ohmygod, internet--sometimes I love you.
guuuyyys, should my third nominated fandom for yuletide be
1) Heart Shaped Box,
2) Frankenstein (novel based! novel!), or
3) Comic!Writers!RPF - Gerard Way/Grant Morrison?
because Gee and Grant should so get it on while talking about Batman, okay? And c'mon! Gee, like, worships Grant's work! And age difference kink! And Grant being all "let's make this into an impromptu chaos magic sex ritual!" and Gerard being like, "whatever you want! can I wear my Robin mask!" and hearteyes.
My first nomination is Drive, obviously. Uh, my second is Hannibal Rising, though I probably should rethink that, because no one's going to do it as well as etirabys...holy shit, someone nominated Gaspard Ulliel for, presumably, RPF? Keysmash--but the Gaspard I like isn't the suave dude who does Chanel commercials, so, uh. Maybe I could get lucky and someone might write about 19 year old Gaspard kissing his male costar in Le dernier jour and--IDK, boners and feelings. Dick on dick is not necessary, but excessive feelings+awkwardness is. WAIT, thought:
4) Paris, je t'aime - Elie/Gaspard
because Gaspard is basically playing a more gay version of himself that isn't an actor, and it is awkward (though not as a awkward as Le dernier jour).
Someone requested Felix Castor of Mike Carey's spooky detective novels, sdjdskj. Want also. And Teen Wolf! And Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle! God, you guuuyys. What is this potential bounty, O Internet?
Okay, starting an lj-cut just to list other things that make me squee.
Like BOY MEETS BOY? Who even fucking remembers that comic anymore, oh my fucking god. I would write BmB for you, random internet person. I would.
SURELY SOMEONE WANTS TO WRITE DRIVE FIC.
SURELY.
Oh man:
"Psychologists - RPF."
Who, what even. Probably yes. Is it Kinsey making out with someone? Is it Harlowe making a bizarre wire mother sexbot? what is it.
SOMEONE NOMINATED JEREMY THACHER, DRAGON HATCHER.
MY CHILDHOOD
WHY ARE YOU MIXED IN HERE IN THIS PLACE
I WOULD SO WRITE ABOUT JEREMY AND HIS DRAGON AND THEIR ADVENTURES, THOUGH. TRUFAX.
Wait, okay, so. I don't think the Gaspard tag is a nomination for yuletide; there appears to be some RPF on AO3 that he's in (it is not great, or I would have already linked you), but the rest of those are legit and pulled off the spreadsheets:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AoNvXTMcqI5ldGhMUFdOc25iMXZ5UGltcTctM3AxVVE&hl=en_US#gid=0
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0An_Q-FDmMYfldDNUdTk1WVV4c2pzMlFpSGoza3QtVmc#gid=0
I'll just be over here, flailing.
ETA 2: ohmygod, internet--sometimes I love you.