Recently, I had cause to visit my local ER for reasons related to my alien symbiots, Parliament Not Funkadelic. Basically, the Parliament Not Funkadelic have gone feral and outgrown their space and are beating the crap out of my other organs. Which is why I appear to be about five or six months pregnant and none of my clothes fit at all ( Read more... )

1. We had a little, terrifying, adventure here two weeks ago. Early in the day, I'd brought my herbs in from the back deck and left the screen door open because we've been getting intermittent snow, and I don't like having the screen door frozen closed during the winter (I often throw stale bread out on the back deck for the squirrels). Much, much ( Read more... )

This is what it's like.

I worked all day yesterday, and it was a somewhat stressful day, for various reasons. I stayed an extra hour to help get stock out that I wasn't able to even look at during my own shift. Please keep in mind that although my shift is only seven hours, it's a seven hours entirely on my feet, interacting with other humans, and ( Read more... )

Yesterday morning, Delia, not satisfied with the schnibbens of kat fuud in her dish displayed a bit of sass and bossiness ( Read more... )

Okay, I just got home from my second appt at CWHC--had a follow up because Sandra couldn't get to my cervix, so a more seasoned health worker, Louise, was set on the hunt for it-- but whilst I was there, awful news out of Boston. Holy shit. Awful, awful... just fucking awful.

My own news, Snatcha brought at least two friends along to hang out in ( Read more... )

So. Doctor. Again. Today.

Wish me luck.

So there it is. Confirmed ( Read more... )

We have entered a new stage of kittenhood. The one in which we grab onto anything swinging or dangling with our teeth and claws and hold on for dear life, or rather as if the dangling thing is a predator out to kill everything. Thus, Delia tried to drag the top sheet off my bed last night, grabbed my bathrobe sash no less than three times in the ( Read more... )

So. Yeah.

I'm nearly, surely, almost 100% positive that my intrepid, Republican Elder god alien has returned. Bonus awesomeness that I don't have insurance or any kind of safety net for dealing with it this time around. And it's been playing hell with my life/ladyparts/emotions/fatigue/pain/monthly/trousers fitting etc.) for the past three or four ( Read more... )

What a week, and then a week, and then yet another week... followed quickly on its heels by yet another weerk.

So the super seekrit project very quiety launched its first thing. And now we have at thing, a thing that exists in the world ( Read more... )