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[firaga]

[The video that comes up relays a face that looks shocked, stunned, and a bit too excited, his tone sharing the same enthusiasm. However, if you listen closely, you can hear the insincerity behind these feigned dramatics, finding that instead they have a sarcastic, almost rehearsed edge.]

Oh my, chosen by the gods? You don't say! What an

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[roadhousing]

[Wow. That's quite the mullet you've got going there, buddy.]

Pretty good number of us who've gotten the "royal treatment" just today. Guess they want us to feel special enough that we overlook the whole kidnapping thing.

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[firaga]

[Nice, isn't it?]

I think it'll take a bit more than flattery to smooth this whole thing over. Still, you gotta give 'em points for trying.

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[roadhousing]

["Nice" is questionable, but it certainly gives one of her friends back home a run for their money.]

I'd rather give 'em a punch in the gut than points, personally.

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[firaga]

[I generally stick with calling it a "mess".]

From the sound of it, you'll have to wait in line. Seems like an awful lot of people have a bone to pick.

Not that I can blame anyone. Heh.

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[bahamutsfang]

You ain't even gonna believe the lowdown once you hear it.

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[firaga]

[Well that sure sounds ominous.] Oh yeah? Well, might as well get it over with.

Go on.

[Break it to us gently, bb. He's delicate, you know.]

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[bahamutsfang]

Well, all right.

You're in a place called Zodion where the gods here expect you to worship 'em. Except the tribute is sex.

[got it memorized.........]

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[firaga]

[Goes quiet for a minute, his face unreadable as he lets that sink in...]

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[vulgarness]

Oh yeah, sure, real fucking royal treatment.

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[firaga]

[You'll have to forgive his sarcasm here.]

Uh-oh, sounds like someone isn't too happy.

Still, you juuuust might be onto something. If you ask me, they've got a pretty funny way of welcoming people.

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[vulgarness]

Oh wow, what clued you onto that. ( He's rolling his eyes, okay. And you'll have to forgive his sarcasm too, now. )

Oh yeah, it's a really fucking hilarious way. Also fucking hilarious what they want us to do here!

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[firaga]

Oh, just a feeling, really. [IT'S OKAY he can handle it. But now, you'll have to forgive his grin.]

Oh yeah, it's a real riot, isn't it? Still, no use taking it out on me. I have about as much pull with the upper management here as you do.

[Tell us how you REALLY feel. :|]

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[nichocolatine]

[ HAHAHA Badou likes your style, buddy. ]

Welcome to your very own sex island, pal! Where few are willing and even less are quiet about it but hey - at least everyone's attractive.

Penetration not required~

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[firaga]

[ LIKEWISE, MY FRIEND. At that, he grins, sounding amused. ]

With a tagline like that, you have to wonder why anyone is complaining in the first place. But I guess you can't make everyone happy.

[nichocolatine]

Eh, well, there is the whole FREE WILL thing and all...

what i replied to this earlier ;; /punts LJ

[firaga]

Yeah, I suppose that does put a wrench in things. Can't say they didn't try, but no matter how much you sugarcoat it, people aren't going to get over it too easily.

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[drecks]

I'm glad you're so amused at your plight. There isn't much to explain... you've been brought here, and you're trapped. Enjoy.

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[firaga]

Well, it wouldn't do any good to get upset, now would it? I don't get the feeling these gods are too sympathetic.

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[drecks]

No, it accomplishes nothing. [ doesn't stop asch from doing it though. ] For the most part, they seem to ignore us unless they actually need something.

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[firaga]

My thoughts exactly!

And they already seem to be asking an awful lot of people, I'd hate to see what else they could possibly need from us. Sure sounds like a demanding bunch.