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[firaga]

[The video that comes up relays a face that looks shocked, stunned, and a bit too excited, his tone sharing the same enthusiasm. However, if you listen closely, you can hear the insincerity behind these feigned dramatics, finding that instead they have a sarcastic, almost rehearsed edge.]

Oh my, chosen by the gods? You don't say! What an

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[bahamutsfang]

You ain't even gonna believe the lowdown once you hear it.

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[firaga]

[Well that sure sounds ominous.] Oh yeah? Well, might as well get it over with.

Go on.

[Break it to us gently, bb. He's delicate, you know.]

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[bahamutsfang]

Well, all right.

You're in a place called Zodion where the gods here expect you to worship 'em. Except the tribute is sex.

[got it memorized.........]

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[firaga]

[Goes quiet for a minute, his face unreadable as he lets that sink in...]

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[firaga]

[Then, who knows how he feels about that, since he just gives a noncommittal shrug, sarcasm present forever.]

Uh-huh. Well, at least they're not asking for anything unreasonable.

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[bahamutsfang]

[Pffft. That makes Fang toss her head and laugh.]

Yeah. Sex with random strangers. Ain't unreasonable at all.

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[firaga]

[Pfff he gives a chuckle himself.]

Of course not!

Seeing as how we're all trapped here together, it's not like we'll be strangers for long, anyway.

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[bahamutsfang]

Not if I can help it. I'm bustin' out of here. I don't care what anyone says.

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[firaga]

You and everyone else, apparently.

Oh, but haven't you heard? It's impossible.

[Oh, the amused sarcasm.]

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[bahamutsfang]

[Snorts] Didn't you hear? I've been fightin' the impossible since day one. This is nothin'.

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[firaga]

[Gives a short laugh. From the sound of it, a lot of people seem to be making the same promises, with little success.] Sounds like I won't be seeing you around much longer.

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[bahamutsfang]

Here's hopin'.