"Damn Kids.....i gotta work tommorow....we need other Vietnam for your ass"
People see out me on the street and wonder why im so crazy
Take a look at the strange people i have to talk to on a regular basis
i mean....these people are fucking nuts
These are actual things they've said to me.....
DancinAme (1:37:28 PM): hi, Jesus
caspers dead (10:37:32 PM): word up
AnJ31800 (12:08:13 AM): yes. i AM the meaning of life.
jerieskids (2:03:28 AM): so proud in fact that i feel all other heritages should bow down and worship me
x NoDoUbtFrEe x (12:42:23 AM): you fucking rule...
AnJ31800 (12:08:20 AM): you can rest easy now
DancinAme (3:04:02 PM): and make sure steveo doesnt die
joeck3 (2:06:44 AM): steve is having sex right now
DancinAme (2:17:31 AM): you slept with steveo didnt you!!!
x NoDoUbtFrEe x (12:30:51 PM): not in a gross way perv!
RLB84 (12:43:21 AM): girls suck, so you're not missing much
Fool Pitied By T (8:40:17 PM): tell me about the next smallville, Jon
zJON369z (8:54:29 PM): clark battles Mr. T on Mars, so that a little boy dying of cancer will regain his faith in democracy
Fool Pitied By T (3:14:16 AM): can you still see me pee?
DancinAme (1:15:19 AM): no way
RLB84 (4:49:42 PM): you can run around naked
AnJ31800 (12:09:17 AM): i bless you my son
x little saint x (12:13:25 AM): AND your sexy body
RLB84 (9:49:20 PM): i am not cranky
x little saint x (1:19:20 AM): grr
Fool Pitied By T (11:28:50 PM): but I haven't seen you guys in 2 months, and I only saw the hulk once, and DAMMIT I NEED MY COMICS
HBKTJ01 (8:38:22 PM): haha, you're such a tool
Fool Pitied By T (2:03:17 AM): funny shit, right?
joeck3 (7:14:51 PM): oh my god the squirrel is back
x NoDoUbtFrEe x (9:38:24 PM): the ones who taste minty fresh. hahah.
joeck3 (12:46:01 AM): the hand thing is happening again
jerieskids (12:44:57 AM): did you take your medicine today son?
headjam 8 (12:53:35 AM): pat is still in bed
Clydeftones (12:41:48 AM): holy fuck... and yeah he is, that man is a cock
joeck3 (12:37:18 AM): connecticut rocks!
x NoDoUbtFrEe x (9:14:07 PM): lucky son of a bitch...
jerieskids (2:14:08 AM): the american people deserve better jon
joeck3 (12:57:06 AM): so, if jesse told tulip not to die just before she got popped in the face, would she just hurt a real bunch and look like shit?
RLB84 (10:55:37 PM): you went all chinese fortune cookie on me
Blauie (12:47:34 PM): so i had a dream about you last night....no idea why. You wanted to paint me, as in a picture not me physically. and i was making macaroni and cheese and you wouldn't admit that you wanted any, but you really did...very strange
jerieskids (12:49:50 AM): that's immoral
RLB84 (7:55:16 PM): bite me
RLB84 (10:30:23 PM): arent i nice?
Blauie (1:01:29 AM): no, you have no answers...i give you nothing
RuiC19 (8:32:05 PM): Killing TJ is tempting
x NoDoUbtFrEe x (9:25:45 PM): yesssss!!
joeck3 (12:37:18 AM):did she join the i love lj fan club, a division of the official i love the new kids on the block fan club?
trovei (12:15:18 AM): i'm gonna be crawling around on the floor the whole time in those bins
TW41582 (8:56:16 PM): superman would fuck all of them up
Blauie (12:59:26 AM): your statement is false
x little saint x (6:54:21 PM): why do guys have to be such FUCKING DICKS about EVERYTHING! i mean, for heaven's sake... grow some fucking balls and be a MAN if thats' what you're supposed to be
Blauie (11:35:42 PM): how philosophical
joeck3 (1:55:32 AM): put the fear in his shoe?
See!!! what i tell you
I pitty all of them
not only that
but not of them can put together a decent journal entry!!!!!!
but its all good
why is it all good
well i'tt tell you Jonathan
its goof cause next week is my mother fucking birthday!
Sept 5 baby
its win freakin win
This friday!!!!
its gonna be a thursday bar night...where i will probably drink enough alcohol to kill a small family
If you find my dead body lying on the Commons the next day, check my wallet.... i may have 20 dollars
also eat my brains...they will give you powers
Then cocktail party this friday!...my legendary birthday party......always good times for all
So how was last night...last night was pretty chill
444-ed it for a bit
their basement is a bit low....so it sucks my ass hardcore
was at 409 for a little little bit
was at cockeyes, and then i don't know, for some reason we decieded to go to oscors... i forget why...long night
then went over to 1320, which definally turned to be very good
I got hang out with joe steve-o mer andrea
got to spend someeee quality time with sparky
and the night ened with the effects of all the alcohol starting to put the world as i saw it, in daze
as i started to fall asleep on the porch
I get to do it again tonight
Perhaps last night was a sign for more nights to come
fun times
and i guess its time to get ready and go out
why do i kick so much ass?
Cause i'm the whole fuck'n show
Take a look at the strange people i have to talk to on a regular basis
i mean....these people are fucking nuts
These are actual things they've said to me.....
DancinAme (1:37:28 PM): hi, Jesus
caspers dead (10:37:32 PM): word up
AnJ31800 (12:08:13 AM): yes. i AM the meaning of life.
jerieskids (2:03:28 AM): so proud in fact that i feel all other heritages should bow down and worship me
x NoDoUbtFrEe x (12:42:23 AM): you fucking rule...
AnJ31800 (12:08:20 AM): you can rest easy now
DancinAme (3:04:02 PM): and make sure steveo doesnt die
joeck3 (2:06:44 AM): steve is having sex right now
DancinAme (2:17:31 AM): you slept with steveo didnt you!!!
x NoDoUbtFrEe x (12:30:51 PM): not in a gross way perv!
RLB84 (12:43:21 AM): girls suck, so you're not missing much
Fool Pitied By T (8:40:17 PM): tell me about the next smallville, Jon
zJON369z (8:54:29 PM): clark battles Mr. T on Mars, so that a little boy dying of cancer will regain his faith in democracy
Fool Pitied By T (3:14:16 AM): can you still see me pee?
DancinAme (1:15:19 AM): no way
RLB84 (4:49:42 PM): you can run around naked
AnJ31800 (12:09:17 AM): i bless you my son
x little saint x (12:13:25 AM): AND your sexy body
RLB84 (9:49:20 PM): i am not cranky
x little saint x (1:19:20 AM): grr
Fool Pitied By T (11:28:50 PM): but I haven't seen you guys in 2 months, and I only saw the hulk once, and DAMMIT I NEED MY COMICS
HBKTJ01 (8:38:22 PM): haha, you're such a tool
Fool Pitied By T (2:03:17 AM): funny shit, right?
joeck3 (7:14:51 PM): oh my god the squirrel is back
x NoDoUbtFrEe x (9:38:24 PM): the ones who taste minty fresh. hahah.
joeck3 (12:46:01 AM): the hand thing is happening again
jerieskids (12:44:57 AM): did you take your medicine today son?
headjam 8 (12:53:35 AM): pat is still in bed
Clydeftones (12:41:48 AM): holy fuck... and yeah he is, that man is a cock
joeck3 (12:37:18 AM): connecticut rocks!
x NoDoUbtFrEe x (9:14:07 PM): lucky son of a bitch...
jerieskids (2:14:08 AM): the american people deserve better jon
joeck3 (12:57:06 AM): so, if jesse told tulip not to die just before she got popped in the face, would she just hurt a real bunch and look like shit?
RLB84 (10:55:37 PM): you went all chinese fortune cookie on me
Blauie (12:47:34 PM): so i had a dream about you last night....no idea why. You wanted to paint me, as in a picture not me physically. and i was making macaroni and cheese and you wouldn't admit that you wanted any, but you really did...very strange
jerieskids (12:49:50 AM): that's immoral
RLB84 (7:55:16 PM): bite me
RLB84 (10:30:23 PM): arent i nice?
Blauie (1:01:29 AM): no, you have no answers...i give you nothing
RuiC19 (8:32:05 PM): Killing TJ is tempting
x NoDoUbtFrEe x (9:25:45 PM): yesssss!!
joeck3 (12:37:18 AM):did she join the i love lj fan club, a division of the official i love the new kids on the block fan club?
trovei (12:15:18 AM): i'm gonna be crawling around on the floor the whole time in those bins
TW41582 (8:56:16 PM): superman would fuck all of them up
Blauie (12:59:26 AM): your statement is false
x little saint x (6:54:21 PM): why do guys have to be such FUCKING DICKS about EVERYTHING! i mean, for heaven's sake... grow some fucking balls and be a MAN if thats' what you're supposed to be
Blauie (11:35:42 PM): how philosophical
joeck3 (1:55:32 AM): put the fear in his shoe?
See!!! what i tell you
I pitty all of them
not only that
but not of them can put together a decent journal entry!!!!!!
but its all good
why is it all good
well i'tt tell you Jonathan
its goof cause next week is my mother fucking birthday!
Sept 5 baby
its win freakin win
This friday!!!!
its gonna be a thursday bar night...where i will probably drink enough alcohol to kill a small family
If you find my dead body lying on the Commons the next day, check my wallet.... i may have 20 dollars
also eat my brains...they will give you powers
Then cocktail party this friday!...my legendary birthday party......always good times for all
So how was last night...last night was pretty chill
444-ed it for a bit
their basement is a bit low....so it sucks my ass hardcore
was at 409 for a little little bit
was at cockeyes, and then i don't know, for some reason we decieded to go to oscors... i forget why...long night
then went over to 1320, which definally turned to be very good
I got hang out with joe steve-o mer andrea
got to spend someeee quality time with sparky
and the night ened with the effects of all the alcohol starting to put the world as i saw it, in daze
as i started to fall asleep on the porch
I get to do it again tonight
Perhaps last night was a sign for more nights to come
fun times
and i guess its time to get ready and go out
why do i kick so much ass?
Cause i'm the whole fuck'n show