"The best way into a girl's bed is through her parents, have sex with them, and your-in"
Back in the land of milk and honey
I can walk on water
So last saturday i went on a quest..........a quest..of EVIL
It was time to go back
back to Port Jervis
I had been there once....maybe twice...its hard to tell really
As soon as i got there the sky opened up, it rained insects, and water turned to blood
But all was well, met up with Joe and we went to Jax's house
We went there not knowing to expect...........except of course Felter being drunk
and as we got there everything seemed like home
Although we were not in Scranton, this party had all the familiar symptons of a scranton party
Everyone from 512 was there ... so you can imagine the level of drunkness
There were the occasional hot girls, but they would end up having boyfriends...as usual
Even rare faces were there......the great one....Tommy Fox (the original).......plus the president Matt kelly ... and like usual he was being very offensive, but nobody seems cares
and the night went on like any other scranton party
except i got talking to some port jervians or friends of port jervians...and they are just...well.... crazy... like menatlly crazy..... It was a Port Jervis Party
and then as me and joe were leaving, we almost died because it was dark as all hell
the only thing that kept us alive was joe's cigratte
let that be a lesson to you:
Cigarettes don't kill people
People kill people
So anyway....back to Smallville
actually, it was too emtional
poor clark.....two seasons of heartache...he finally gets what he wants...and it all come crashing down
I felt his pain
and Lana looked sooooo HOT
even Chloe looked Hot ....in an evil way
Saw Matrix...what can i say
IT Sucked!......... just kidding
it was kool....the ending wasn't as bad as people said
Theo got carded...which is funny cause he's 21...
.but he's an Asshole...
the Ulitmate Asshole as everyone in Connecticut knows
I've been reading you people's journal entrys and i noticed that Aimie once again used a AIM conversation.
Evil girl...she must be stopped
Im going to have to .... take care of her...if you know what i mean
Steve and Pat are going on their homsexual trip
I mean....comic book trip
but hey.... it could still be both
I just tonight ran out of Lion's Head beer
I don't know how much longer im going to last
I need that smooth, delicious, ice-cold, orgasmic taste of Lion's Head
I talked to the guy at Taco bell the other day
He seemed like a good guy
Till i hit him over the head with a dead dog
So today i watched Family Guy without my pants
I thought it would improve the watching experience
I got cold
Jon needs money
So Jon needs a Job
Or.........I could just get by by selling some of organs.....i don't need both lungs
So i was playing Super Mario World
And the Princess............ was looking pretty hot
eh..ehh...eh......................... don't judge me
Dave Matthew band fan's suck
Dave Matthew band fan's suck
Dave Matthew band fan's suck
You know your a geek when:
I had a dream where i was in a basement party talking to a girl
then i left the conversation to talk to Pat about Ghostbusters ..... thats the whole dream
Thankfully the next night i had a dream about having a threesum with Lana and Chole
but one twist
i had them call me Lex
And on that note...
im tired
I've decided to make a time machine out of my computer.......but more on that later
I can walk on water
So last saturday i went on a quest..........a quest..of EVIL
It was time to go back
back to Port Jervis
I had been there once....maybe twice...its hard to tell really
As soon as i got there the sky opened up, it rained insects, and water turned to blood
But all was well, met up with Joe and we went to Jax's house
We went there not knowing to expect...........except of course Felter being drunk
and as we got there everything seemed like home
Although we were not in Scranton, this party had all the familiar symptons of a scranton party
Everyone from 512 was there ... so you can imagine the level of drunkness
There were the occasional hot girls, but they would end up having boyfriends...as usual
Even rare faces were there......the great one....Tommy Fox (the original).......plus the president Matt kelly ... and like usual he was being very offensive, but nobody seems cares
and the night went on like any other scranton party
except i got talking to some port jervians or friends of port jervians...and they are just...well.... crazy... like menatlly crazy..... It was a Port Jervis Party
and then as me and joe were leaving, we almost died because it was dark as all hell
the only thing that kept us alive was joe's cigratte
let that be a lesson to you:
Cigarettes don't kill people
People kill people
So anyway....back to Smallville
actually, it was too emtional
poor clark.....two seasons of heartache...he finally gets what he wants...and it all come crashing down
I felt his pain
and Lana looked sooooo HOT
even Chloe looked Hot ....in an evil way
Saw Matrix...what can i say
IT Sucked!......... just kidding
it was kool....the ending wasn't as bad as people said
Theo got carded...which is funny cause he's 21...
.but he's an Asshole...
the Ulitmate Asshole as everyone in Connecticut knows
I've been reading you people's journal entrys and i noticed that Aimie once again used a AIM conversation.
Evil girl...she must be stopped
Im going to have to .... take care of her...if you know what i mean
Steve and Pat are going on their homsexual trip
I mean....comic book trip
but hey.... it could still be both
I just tonight ran out of Lion's Head beer
I don't know how much longer im going to last
I need that smooth, delicious, ice-cold, orgasmic taste of Lion's Head
I talked to the guy at Taco bell the other day
He seemed like a good guy
Till i hit him over the head with a dead dog
So today i watched Family Guy without my pants
I thought it would improve the watching experience
I got cold
Jon needs money
So Jon needs a Job
Or.........I could just get by by selling some of organs.....i don't need both lungs
So i was playing Super Mario World
And the Princess............ was looking pretty hot
eh..ehh...eh......................... don't judge me
Dave Matthew band fan's suck
Dave Matthew band fan's suck
Dave Matthew band fan's suck
You know your a geek when:
I had a dream where i was in a basement party talking to a girl
then i left the conversation to talk to Pat about Ghostbusters ..... thats the whole dream
Thankfully the next night i had a dream about having a threesum with Lana and Chole
but one twist
i had them call me Lex
And on that note...
im tired
I've decided to make a time machine out of my computer.......but more on that later