There i was, my head stuck in a honeypot
I decided today to go and walk down the commons when all of a sudden this guy comes up to me and askes for two apples. I say why do you want to apples? He then pulled out a knife and started to do jumping jacks. Seeing that this man obviously had things to do.... i moved on. I went into a building, i forget which one, and stared at a clock for a while..and wondered....why is a clock so god damn disturbing. It was then i noticed that there were two girl, a hat, and a monkey staring at me. Well the monkey i'll talk about in a sec, but the two girls in and the hat is story of grave importance. The girls told me that they were from a distant land of jellybeans. They told me they do nothing but eat jellybeans and play checkers. Interesting i thought. But not interesting enough. So threw them out the window........into the pouring rain. Now the hat told me that he was living in an apartment on north webster and was holding down a 9-5 job at red lobster. He also said he dreamed of being a dancer on Broadway. Since i could careless about this.....i ate him.
Then came the monkey.....i mean god damn... it was a monkey. You don't see those everyday.....unless your a monkey. A monkey that eats bananas and yogart and mice. But anyway, back to the monkey. I asked if he wanted to be a parnter againist crime. The monkey did not say anything because of course...monkeys can not talk. But i looked into his eyes and saw his need for the end of crime. This monkey had lived in a land of violence. His parents were eaten.... ironically by me...... i had a craving for monkeys last week...... i mean come....they're monkeys. I told the monkey i would meet him later tonight and to bring a costume. It was then i left building and went back to my apt.
I said "hello apt"
the apt said nothing back... ya see...me that apartment...well....had a falling out. We use to date. Now i know what ur saying...but i was going through some werid times in the 90's and lets just say i did some things im not exactly proud of. But anyway.... i walk into my room and i smelled the chemicals from Joe's room. Then i thought to myself...i could have the whole apartment to myself if i killed joe, tony, and russ.....plus pat just for fun. I'd knock down all the walls and turn apartment into a bowlarama. It would be glorious!!!
As i started to sharpen the knives to get ready to kill tony...joe called and want to go to Pizza Papa's. I realized i was hungry and decided to go. He told me to meet him by Jesus.
Its now seven o clock...the moon is out
no its not
what the hell am i talking about
that was just stupid
I was supposed to use this time to write a thesis, now i gotta couple of minutes.
damn it all...damn damn it all
we drinking tonight?
i hope so...cause im getting the shakes..i need my fix
and "I'm all outta love" is playin over and over in my head
Id like to give a shout out to everybody...without you...none of this would be possible...take a bow
"Cause tonight at the Pit......Everybody gets laid"
Then came the monkey.....i mean god damn... it was a monkey. You don't see those everyday.....unless your a monkey. A monkey that eats bananas and yogart and mice. But anyway, back to the monkey. I asked if he wanted to be a parnter againist crime. The monkey did not say anything because of course...monkeys can not talk. But i looked into his eyes and saw his need for the end of crime. This monkey had lived in a land of violence. His parents were eaten.... ironically by me...... i had a craving for monkeys last week...... i mean come....they're monkeys. I told the monkey i would meet him later tonight and to bring a costume. It was then i left building and went back to my apt.
I said "hello apt"
the apt said nothing back... ya see...me that apartment...well....had a falling out. We use to date. Now i know what ur saying...but i was going through some werid times in the 90's and lets just say i did some things im not exactly proud of. But anyway.... i walk into my room and i smelled the chemicals from Joe's room. Then i thought to myself...i could have the whole apartment to myself if i killed joe, tony, and russ.....plus pat just for fun. I'd knock down all the walls and turn apartment into a bowlarama. It would be glorious!!!
As i started to sharpen the knives to get ready to kill tony...joe called and want to go to Pizza Papa's. I realized i was hungry and decided to go. He told me to meet him by Jesus.
Its now seven o clock...the moon is out
no its not
what the hell am i talking about
that was just stupid
I was supposed to use this time to write a thesis, now i gotta couple of minutes.
damn it all...damn damn it all
we drinking tonight?
i hope so...cause im getting the shakes..i need my fix
and "I'm all outta love" is playin over and over in my head
Id like to give a shout out to everybody...without you...none of this would be possible...take a bow
"Cause tonight at the Pit......Everybody gets laid"