Dec 31, 2006 15:41
Here are some New Year's Resolutions I just made... just now.
1) Be nice to stupid people. Treat them as normal as possible.
2) Read more books.
3) Don't work as much. Boo Onion.
4) Drink more.
5) Be a yogistic Zen master.
6) Have twice as many orgasms.
7) Try to be more flexible. Except not really.