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[ziroalias]

Here are some New Year's Resolutions I just made... just now.

1) Be nice to stupid people. Treat them as normal as possible.
2) Read more books.
3) Don't work as much. Boo Onion.
4) Drink more.
5) Be a yogistic Zen master.
6) Have twice as many orgasms.
7) Try to be more flexible. Except not really.

Comments

[zas1006]

I agree with 1-3, could skip 4 and 5, triple 6, and work as hard as possible on 7.

I think I'll have 6 done by March..

[zas1006]

and by that I mean I'm doing these, not you.. incause you thought I thought I was saying you should do said things, which I wasn't, but whatever..

It was nice seeing you on New Years.

[crottithehotti]

Number 3 should actually say "Only work when Melissa Crotti is involved, duh, because then we just stand around and don't work and are better than everyone else".