There is a giant fly buzzing around my room. My newly cleaned and rearranged room. I have no idea why there's a fucking fly in here. It's mid-November for crying out loud! Go die somewhere. Please
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I'm chillin' in my room and suddenly I hear this angry, frantic buzzing, and out of nowhere, this damn fly starts shooting back and forth across the room. I have no idea where it came from, or what it wants. And I don't know how to make it stop!!!
I refuse to proof read this, so there :PsilvermoonmagicNovember 19 2006, 13:49:15 UTC
Ok so this is kinda of odd and even a bit off topic but bear with me. Trust me it's worth it....oh come on would I ever lie to you? Wait what do you mean? OH COME ON!!! That's no even a fair example. How was I supposed to know that that ugly purple sweater with fuzzy pink polka dots was your favorite? NOO WAIT!! I'm sorry it's not ugly. Oh no, please don't cry. I can't take it when you cry. It makes me hate.....oh just something in your eye eh? ((Internal monologue: and to think I was about to incriminate myself for the sake of their psychological well being. Ugh the fucking nerve)) Huh? yes I am listening...OHH! Right, flies
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Re: I refuse to proof read this, so there :PsilvermoonmagicNovember 19 2006, 13:49:37 UTC
Well awkward position 12 follows the above involving her holding herself in the candle position (hands at small of back supporting legs and ass that are now extended straight into the air). Now this candle is special because Mr. Wack-Job designed it. What's so special about it? Well instead of her legs being straight in the air she has them in a full lotus while still wearing her roller skates. He proceeds to "fuck her tight anus because she has a nice cunt" (something awful to that effect) while making her do all the work in this balancing act. Well somewhere between her fake moan and his pushing her knee caps further into her ears, the fly shows up again and does a dive towards her vag. It was clearly on the TV. You can't really doubt that it was there when you see this fly nose dive not once, but twice towards the chicks "beautifully stretched cunt". (when asked after filming the fly claimed that he was hired to play the hero. The fly didn't realize he was saving Asian vag for the next wack-job
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It's morning and it's silent... eerie....
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I want flies in my vagina. They can fight off the centipedes.
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