There is a giant fly buzzing around my room. My newly cleaned and rearranged room. I have no idea why there's a fucking fly in here. It's mid-November for crying out loud! Go die somewhere. Please
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Re: I refuse to proof read this, so there :PsilvermoonmagicNovember 19 2006, 13:49:37 UTC
Well awkward position 12 follows the above involving her holding herself in the candle position (hands at small of back supporting legs and ass that are now extended straight into the air). Now this candle is special because Mr. Wack-Job designed it. What's so special about it? Well instead of her legs being straight in the air she has them in a full lotus while still wearing her roller skates. He proceeds to "fuck her tight anus because she has a nice cunt" (something awful to that effect) while making her do all the work in this balancing act. Well somewhere between her fake moan and his pushing her knee caps further into her ears, the fly shows up again and does a dive towards her vag. It was clearly on the TV. You can't really doubt that it was there when you see this fly nose dive not once, but twice towards the chicks "beautifully stretched cunt". (when asked after filming the fly claimed that he was hired to play the hero. The fly didn't realize he was saving Asian vag for the next wack-job)
I nearly died right then and there but instead of ceasing to exist at Mr. Wack-Job's and Ms. Vegina Fly-Trap's expenses, I decided that snails screwing would be far more intriguing and less disgusting so I turned it off.
I hope this makes you feel better about your fly. I mean all things considered at least it's just annoying you with buzzing and not trying to take advantage of the "deeper" more sensitive sides of your uterine walls!
* This message brought to you by the National Association Against Indiscriminant Vaginal Fly Crushing: Fighting for every Fly's right to choose. (FLY PAPER PEOPLE!! HAVE SOME DECENTCY!! JUST BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO DIE SAVING VAGINA IN NOT PUSHING YOUR GIRLFRIEND OVER/OFF THE HUGE ASS WOODEN DOOR THING AFTER THE TITANIC SUNK DOESN'T MEAN EVER FLY IS WILLING TO DIE PROTECTING PUSSY!)
TEHEHE I can't believe I typed this all out I hope you enjoyed this and it made your day a little brighter.
I nearly died right then and there but instead of ceasing to exist at Mr. Wack-Job's and Ms. Vegina Fly-Trap's expenses, I decided that snails screwing would be far more intriguing and less disgusting so I turned it off.
I hope this makes you feel better about your fly. I mean all things considered at least it's just annoying you with buzzing and not trying to take advantage of the "deeper" more sensitive sides of your uterine walls!
* This message brought to you by the National Association Against Indiscriminant Vaginal Fly Crushing: Fighting for every Fly's right to choose. (FLY PAPER PEOPLE!! HAVE SOME DECENTCY!! JUST BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO DIE SAVING VAGINA IN NOT PUSHING YOUR GIRLFRIEND OVER/OFF THE HUGE ASS WOODEN DOOR THING AFTER THE TITANIC SUNK DOESN'T MEAN EVER FLY IS WILLING TO DIE PROTECTING PUSSY!)
TEHEHE I can't believe I typed this all out I hope you enjoyed this and it made your day a little brighter.
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I want flies in my vagina. They can fight off the centipedes.
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