[Voice message transcribed by Siri] I AM GOING TO DIE

[zengodchild]

I do not know how the [edited for profanity] I have the presence of mind to yank my phone out and start shouting at it, but if I'm going to either fly off into the sky ([edited for profanity]ing impossible, I know, but try pinwheeling somewhere in the [edited for profanity] atmosphere with a parasail and no tow rope; it radically alters your world

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[OOC LIKE WHOA]

[cactuspot]

*DEAD* XD XD XD

♥ ♥ ♥ SOOOO MUCH.

[iamthekura]

Oh my.

[zengodchild]

Yeah. ♥

[island_hitman]

If parasailing is like parashooting, yes, you'll be able to steer,

[transcribed by Siri]

[zengodchild]

THE ISLAND IS TALKING TO ME, SIRI!!!

I understand the island is talking to you. I found this for you.

Re: [transcribed by Siri]

[island_hitman]

There are people on the island. Try to steer yourself towards the beach lagoon. You'll find people there.

[transcribed by Siri]

[zengodchild]

I'm hallucinating. I didn't think I was high enough to go into oxygen deprivation. Okay, looking at the map--this thing isn't exactly to scale--I may be able to hit that beach.

Waitaminute. Siri, how are we even communicating? Your 4G is nonexistent.

I found this for you.

[demon_muga]

B-buchou?!?! I'm not hallucinating you because of my fever, am I?

[transcribed by Siri]

[zengodchild]

TAKE A [edited for profanity] MESSAGE FROM THE ISLAND, SIRI, ATTEMPTING NOT TO DIE HERE!

All right, I'll do that for you.

Thank you for calling Yukimura Seiichi. Yukimura Seiichi is unavailable to take your call. Please leave your message and Yukimura Seiichi will return your call.

Re: [transcribed by Siri]

[demon_muga]

Don't die, Buchou. You need to knock sense into Sanada first. And tell him that just because it's wet, river water that's been boiled is not the same as ocean water. He's trying to keep me from drinking water.

Re: [transcribed by Siri]

[island_hitman]

A plan is already in motion to knock since sense into Sanada.

[cactuspot]

So...Yanagi really was right and you dropped from the sky?

Welcome to the island, Yukimura. Despite the circumstances, I'm glad to see you made it here unharmed. ^__^

[zengodchild]

'Sky' is perhaps a bit overstated, but...yes.

Thanks, Fuji. Clearly we need to bunk together to preserve our sanity.

[cactuspot]

Sure, it'll be just like Senbatsu. But without tennis 24/7.

[zengodchild]

Lack of tennis bodes ill for my sanity, which bodes ill for the sanity of all around us. Image training only gets me so far.