[Voice message transcribed by Siri] I AM GOING TO DIE

[zengodchild]

I do not know how the [edited for profanity] I have the presence of mind to yank my phone out and start shouting at it, but if I'm going to either fly off into the sky ([edited for profanity]ing impossible, I know, but try pinwheeling somewhere in the [edited for profanity] atmosphere with a parasail and no tow rope; it radically alters your world

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[cactuspot]

So...Yanagi really was right and you dropped from the sky?

Welcome to the island, Yukimura. Despite the circumstances, I'm glad to see you made it here unharmed. ^__^

[zengodchild]

'Sky' is perhaps a bit overstated, but...yes.

Thanks, Fuji. Clearly we need to bunk together to preserve our sanity.

[cactuspot]

Sure, it'll be just like Senbatsu. But without tennis 24/7.

[zengodchild]

Lack of tennis bodes ill for my sanity, which bodes ill for the sanity of all around us. Image training only gets me so far.

[cactuspot]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but... After three months of being stuck here, I'm with you on that. We've got to finish that tennis court.