Hello everyone! This isn't really a post of substance. It's a post of excuses. My hard drive crashed, hence my lack of LJ updates and overall browsing of porn online. That's not completely true. I still managed to watch porn at the library which I made possible just for this sentence. Priorities are priorities. And FYI, my library still has an ( Read more... )

So I finally got around to watching last weeks House. Thirteen at the strip club was great stuff. Pretty much anything to do with Thirteen this episode was great stuff. Some not great stuff is Foreman. I'm not sure how many of you watch House in HD but Foreman is not meant for it. His skin is gross and he needs to shave that shit off his face, like ( Read more... )

So I went out this weekend to a club. As I was getting a drink I got asked if I was gay or not. FUCKING SCORE! Keep in mind it was a gay boy and his finely tuned gaydar that asked me. But still, I got a cute girl's number when it was all said and done. I'm texting her right now actually. But this is good, I was identified as a homosexual. A totally ( Read more... )

Alright so a mini personal update first. As far as the whole D situation is concerned, I've come to the conclusion that me and my gayness make her uncomfortable. There have been a few instances where I caught her looking at me like I'm a dirty homosexual and she was contemplating escape routes just incase I try any gay funny business. So I'm pretty ( Read more... )

Hope you're in the mood for some rambling. If you're not, you're in the wrong place, my friend.

I've been very conflicted as of late. Probably why I haven't posted in a while. I guess I knew I'd ramble on about it for forever and I didn't want to put you all through that. Time has changed nothing, I'm afraid. Sucks to be you, that's all I got to say ( Read more... )

I just need to get this out of the way so I feel better.

Yep. This show is dead to me now. I fucking hate it. I hate it so much that I hate myself for having such strong emotions over a show on MTV. I'm more riled than the senior citizens get when the buffet price goes up at their weekly dinner place. Yeah, they don't like that.

I'm done watching ( Read more... )

I saw that asslick that barfed on my carpet about a week ago. Jordan was once again hanging out with him, which I later expressed extreme disappointment at. Though, I think it's only because he's George's cousin and George was with him. But anyways, I had decided at some point that if this ass clown apologized to me for his party foul that I would ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've rambled so I'm gonna ramble for a bit. Topics of discussion? Jen, boobs, and picspam.

Jen. I saw her for the first time since I kicked her ass out at a volleyball match that I was attending with Brenda my at work ladycrush. Jen was there with Claire, you know, that girl that wore the stupid glasses that Jen liked to fuck ( Read more... )

Alright so mini update ( Read more... )

I'm gonna do a picspam sandwich today. I'm gonna ramble for a bit. Then throw in some picspam. Then ramble a bit more. It'll be like a big sexy Oreo. And Oreos are already pretty sexy so it wouldn't surprise me if this concept makes your head pop off. If that happens, I'll apologize now.

Yesterday, I heard Claire (that one girl Jen likes to have sex ( Read more... )