~CORRECTION - IT'S BECOMING MORE DEEP
METAL GEAR SOLID 2: SONS OF LIBERTY
~*~*ACT 2*~*~
ACT ONE
NINJA: SUP
OMG
GO FIND A SECRET SERVICE AGENT NAMED AMES, HE KNOWS WHERE THE PRESIDENT IS. HE'S GOT A PACEMAKER SO USE THIS SUPER MICROPHONE TO LISTEN TO HIS HEART! HERE'S A DISGUISE. ALSO THEY HAVE A NUKE.
WHAT!!!
BIG SHELL IS A COVER UP FOR METAL GEAR. BYE.
CAMPBELL WTF!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ANY OF THIS?
I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING!
ARE YOU LYING TO ME?
YOU'RE BEING HYSTERICAL! GO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT.
RAIDEN: SNEAKIN ON IN IN DISGUISE. HEY ARE YOU AMES?
RICHARD AMES: YUP. I GOT SENT IN BY THE LA LI LU LE LO. THE PRESIDENT'S IN THE CORE, BUT HE WON'T RESPOND TO ME.
THINK HE'S DEAD LIKE THAT OTHER HOSTAGE THAT GOT SHOT?
LOL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. ANYWAY THEY NEED THE PRESIDENT TO SHOOT THE NUKE BECAUSE INSANE TECHNOBABBLE.
IS THERE REALLY A METAL GEAR HERE?
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID? NO DUH. THE TANKER EXPLOSION AND OIL SPILL WAS PLANNED AND BIG SHELL WAS BUILT TO HIDE THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE NEW METAL GEAR. YOU KNEW THAT RIGHT?
...YES? :(
SHH, THERE'S PLOT OVER THERE. LET'S TAKE A LISTEN.
SO FATMAN'S DEAD. I WONDER WHY HE BETRAYED US. I FEEL A STRANGE KINSHIP FOR SOME REASON.
SNAKE?: THEY WERE A BAND OF LUNATICS TO BEGIN WITH. NOTHING THEY DO SHOULD COME AS A SURPRISE. <---- OH SNAP
HOW'S BIG SHELL?
FLOODING. COULD BE BETTER, BUT EH. GOT THE PASSWORD SET UP, SO WE JUST NEED THE PRESIDENT ALIVE FOR ANOTHER HOUR. THEN WE JUST NEED THE GIRL TO START THE SYSTEM.
GREAT, OUTER HEAVEN'S JUST A FEW STEPS AWAY.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT NINJA?
HI BY THE WAY.
I'M LOOKING INTO IT.
DON'T SUSPECT ME, I'M COMPLETELY TRUSTWORTHY. I MEAN, WHY WOULDN'T YOU TRUST ME. HEH. HEHEHEHEHEHE. HEHEH.
YOU KILLED MY DAD, YOU DOUCHEBAG.
HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND! HOW DARE YOU.
I'LL KILL YOU!
NO U!
STOP IT YOU CHILDREN, CHRIST. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MAKE ME PUT UP WITH THIS. I'M THE ONLY PERSON THAT'LL TOLERATE THE RAINBOW OF CRAZY THAT IS EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS, SO KNOCK IT OFF OR ELSE I'M TURNING THIS REBELLION AROUND AND NO ONE GETS ANY ICE CREAM.
THIS DAMN RIGHT ARM -- LIQUID! IT'S ALMOST AS IF IT'S HAVING ITS REVENGE. <-- DIRECT FROM THE GAME
I HATE FRENCH PEOPLE.
IT'S JUST ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER WITH YOU ISN'T IT.
I BET IT'S THE INTRUDER. >:(
FINE, I'LL GO DEAL WITH IT. TRY NOT TO BURN THE PLACE DOWN WHILE I'M GONE.
BUT I THOUGHT SNAKE WAS DEAD.
HE IS, BUT HE'S ALSO HERE. SO EITHER HE SURVIVED OR THERE'S TWO OF HIM. BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
TEE HEE HEE HEE
SO THE PRESIDENT IS WORKING WITH THEM, YOU BETTER GET ON THAT.
BUT THEY WON'T GET THE RANSOM.
THERE'S NO RANSOM YOU MORON. THEY WERE PLANNING ON FIRING A NUKE ALL ALONG. RIGHT INTO THE ATMOSPHERE. THEN THE ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE WILL KILL ALL ELECTRONICS AND THEY'LL MAKE MANHATTAN A REPUBLIC OR SOMETHING.
ABUUUUUUUHHH?
UH OH.
HI
HRRRRRRRRRRGHHH
AND YOU ARE?
UH
SUP
YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY BACK-UP ARM!
I'M JUST GONNA GO.
HI WE FOUND A HELICOPTER. GOING TO TAKE US A FEW TRIPS TO GET ALL THESE HOSTAGES OUT THOUGH.
YOU CAN FLY A HELICOPTER?
NOPE, BUT MY LIFEPARTNER CAN!
SUP.
BYE
WAIT WHAT
CAMPBELL WTF.
BOY SNAKE AND OTACON SURE ARE TERRORISTS.
NUH UH!
WHY DO YOU CARE?
DUTY AND TRAINING WON'T GET YOU THROUGH A SNEAKING MISSION LIKE THIS! YOU NEED SOMETHING -- HIGHER. I CAN'T THINK OF THE RIGHT WORD, BUT... IT HAS TO BE PURE WILL, BACKED UP BY -- BY COURAGE, OR IDEALS, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. <-- LOL
LOOK SNAKE'S DEAD OKAY, JUST ACCEPT IT.
NEVER!
PLISKIN: HELICOPTERS WHEEEE
IS THAT DRACULA OVER THERE?
YOU'RE A MESSENGER FROM THE PATRIOTS! WEIRD, I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU FOR SOME REASON.
DUH?
EH WHATEVER. I'M THE BOSS TO SURPASS BIG BOSS HIMSELF! SOLID SNAKE.
NO YOU'RE NOT.
SOLIDUS SNAKE: OH HI THERE. I'M YOUR BROTHER WHO'S NEVER BEEN MENTIONED AT ALL BY ANYONE UNTIL NOW.
HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SAY I HAVE NO FAMILY BEFORE IT STICKS
I'M A WHOLE OTHER GAME FROM LIQUID! <-- LOL GET IT IT'S A PUN
I'LL KICK YOUR TWISTED MIND RIGHT OUT OF YOU NO WAIT WRONG GAME
WHO'S LIQUID, WHAT'S GOING ON
SHUT UP, NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU.
ARE GRENADES YOUR ONE WEAKNESS? LET'S FIND OUT!
NOPE! ARE HARRIERS YOURS?
OH #$%@.
VAMP: LOL HI AGAIN.
THE WORLD NEEDS ONLY ONE BIG BOSS!
HALP
A STINGER MISSILE LAUNCHER, WHAT TO DO WITH THIS, HMM.
ARRRRRGH MY EYE
METAL GEAR RAY: HACHA!
METAL GEAR?! IT'S ALREADY ACTIVE!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I CAN RUN ACROSS WATER!
WHAT
K I DON'T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED BUT THEY'RE GONE. HEY PLISKIN ARE YOU SNAKE ARE YOU SNAKE
YEAH, I GUESS.
I'D RUN AWAY FROM THIS MISSION IF I COULD! :( WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?
MY BEST FRIEND FOX TOLD ME TO FIGHT FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN.
DIDN'T THEY FIND YOUR BODY THOUGH?
THAT WAS ACTUALLY LIQUID'S BODY, THEY'RE IDENTICAL ON THE GENETIC LEVEL. <-- WASN'T THE POINT OF THE FIRST MGS THAT THEY WEREN'T AND THAT ONE OF THEM WAS DOMINANT/RECESSIVE?
IT WAS KIND OF A HASSLE TO STEAL HIS FROZEN BODY FROM SOME ORGANIZATION! TOO BAD WE'LL NEVER GO INTO ANY MORE DETAIL ABOUT THAT POTENTIALLY INTERESTING STORY.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY METAL GEARS WHEN IT'S SO DANGEROUS?
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY.
I USED TO DRINK A LOT.
SHH SNAKE.
WE NEED TO FIX OUR MISTAKES AND FIGHT FOR CHANGE.
SO YOU'RE BASICALLY TERRORISTS.
YUP. ANYWAY WE CAME HERE TO DESTROY THE NEW METAL GEAR THEY WERE BUILDING HERE. ALSO THEY HAVE MY SISTER HOSTAGE.
SO YEAH WE FIGHT OUR OWN BATTLES, FIND YOUR OWN MOTIVATION, WHATEVER. ME AND OTACON ARE GOING TO GO HAVE SEX. I MEAN, REPAIR THE HELICOPTER. GO FIND THE PRESIDENT.
ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY
OMG I ALMOST DIED ROSE IT WAS SO SCARY I LOVE YOU
OMG I'M SO SCARED FOR YOU I LOVE YOU TOO I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SAY A PRAYER FOR ME SO I CAN COME BACK BECAUSE IT'S SO DANGEROUS AND SCARY I LOVE YOU
I'LL BE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU FOREVER I LOVE YOU
GO FIND THE PRESIDENT.
THAT GUY WAS SOLID SNAKE ALL ALONG!
GO FIND THE PRESIDENT.
I THOUGHT YOU AND SNAKE WERE FRIENDS!
I HATE THAT PIECE OF TRASH SOLID SNAKE, HE IS DEAD TO ME!!!! GO FIND THE PRESIDENT.
SNEAKIN.
I'M GOING TO KILL SNAKE.
NO. I HAVE PLANS.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PLANS!
I SAID NO.
FINE. >:( BUT I DON'T TRUST OCELOT.
WHY NOT? I TRUST HIM COMPLETELY. ANYWAY KEEP THE PRESIDENT ALIVE. I HAVE TO GO CULTIVATE MY BONSAI TREES.
TIME TO TAKE OUT AN ELECTRICAL PANEL WITH A REMOTE CONTROLLED MISSILE.
I'M GOING TO DO THIS IN EVERY GAME I EVER MAKE.
PRESIDENT JAMES JOHNSON: CAN I SEE YOUR CROTCH FOR A SECOND?
KASHFGAHGATJH
YOU'RE... A MAN? <-- THIS REALLY HAPPENED, I DIDN'T MAKE ANY OF THAT UP.
D:
SO YEAH I WAS WORKING FOR THE TERRORISTS BECAUSE I WANTED POWER. THE PATRIOTS WERE REALLY IN CONTROL OF THE PRESIDENCY. THEY'RE A SHADOWY GROUP OF TWELVE PEOPLE THAT CONTROL EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE!!! I WAS ONLY A PUPPET PRESIDENT. DEMOCRACY IS A SHAM!
:O
I WANTED TO JOIN THE PATRIOTS SO I SET UP METAL GEAR, BUT THEN SOLIDUS DECIDED HE WANTED TO FIGHT THEM ALL INSTEAD. BUT EVERYTHING WOULD GO ALL CRAZY IF THEY WERE DESTROYED, SO I CHANGED MY MIND.
WHO IS SOLIDUS AND WHY HAS NO ONE EVER MENTIONED HIM EVER UNTIL NOW
HE'S THE THIRD SNAKE THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT! HE'S PERFECTLY BALANCED LOL. THEY MADE HIM THE PRESIDENT BEFORE ME BUT THEN HE SENT OCELOT TO SHADOW MOSES TO PROVOKE LIQUID AND CAUSED THE WHOLE SHADOW MOSES THING. THE PATRIOTS DIDN'T APPROVE AND KICKED HIM OUT.
HE WAS THE PRESIDENT AND NO ONE EVER MENTIONED OR TALKED ABOUT THIS AT ALL? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS-
AFTER THEY MADE ME PRESIDENT THEY WERE GOING TO KILL HIM BUT HE WENT UNDERGROUND WITH OCELOT AND HUNG OUT WITH DEAD CELL FOR A WHILE INSTEAD. NOW HE WANTS TO USE METAL GEAR TO FIGHT THE PATRIOTS.
DOESN'T HE ALREADY HAVE METAL GEAR?
OH MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. THE ACTUAL NEW METAL GEAR IS THIS GIANT FACILITY! IT'S BIG SHELL ITSELF! IT'S CALLED ARSENAL GEAR. IT'S GOT A MILLION METAL GEAR RAYS IN IT!
WHAAAAAAAAAAT?
THE PATRIOTS ARE SCARED OF THE INTERNET AND INFORMATION, SO ARSENAL'S DESIGNED TO CONTROL INFORMATION WITH ITS "GW" SYSTEM!
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT'S INITIALS ARE GW! GET IT?!?!?!
BUT SOLIDUS WANTS TO BLOW UP THE ATMOSPHERE AND DESTROY ALL TECHNOLOGY INSTEAD SO HE CAN MAKE THE EIGHTIETH VERSION OF OUTER HEAVEN. SO YOU BETTER STOP HIM FROM DOING THAT! GO FIND EMMA EMMERICH AND GIVE HER THIS VIRUS. IT'S MODELED AFTER FOXDIE!
UUUUH.
WELP, THAT'S ALL THE EXPOSITION I GOT ON ME. KILL ME! KILL ME YOU PANSY!
WHAT NO! CUT IT OUT YOU BOOGER!
FINE, I'LL DO IT.
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
HAHAHAHA. I MEAN, OOPS. BYE.
THE PRESIDENT'S DEAD. OCELOT JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! IS IT TRUE ABOUT THIS PLACE BEING A BIG METAL GEAR? CAUSE THAT'S KIND OF RIDICULOUS.
IDK, MAYBE. GO FIND EMMA.
SO HEY WHAT'S UP
THE PRESIDENT'S DEAD! SO THEY CAN'T FIRE A NUKE ANYMORE RIGHT? BUT WHY WOULD OCELOT DO THAT.
WHO KNOWS WHY OCELOT DOES ANYTHING. MAYBE THEY GOT OTHER PLANS FOR ARSENAL.
OMG YOU KNEW ABOUT ARSENAL GEAR WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?! NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING!!!
WE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT A WHILE AGO. THE PATRIOTS SET UP THE WHOLE TANKER MISSION TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD CAUSE PEOPLE LIKED ME SO MUCH. AND TO STEAL RAY, THAT TOO.
YOU KNEW ABOUT THE PATRIOTS TOO?!?! >:(
YUP! ANYWAY WE NEED TO STOP THIS THING, SO GO FIND EMMA.
BOY THIS PLACE SURE IS FLOODED! SWIMMING DOWN HERE IS REALLY ANNOYING.
OH HEY BTW MY SISTER'S SCARED OF WATER.
GDIT.
SHE ALMOST DROWNED WHEN SHE WAS SIX WITH MY DAD! SHE WAS CALLING ME FOR HELP WHEN IT HAPPENED, BUT I WAS IN MY ROOM AND DIDN'T REALIZE SHE NEEDED ME... I DIDN'T HEAR HER CALLING ME... DIDN'T HEAR HER...
PTSD FLASHBACKS LATER.
OH RIGHT, SO YEAH MY DAD DIED THOUGH. SO I LEFT AND E.E. WAS VERY ANGRY ABOUT THIS. ALSO TRAUMATIZED, SO SHE CAN'T SWIM ANYMORE. BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT!
:/
HI AGAIN.
WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN STORE FOR YOU. CHECK IT OUT, I CAN STAND ON WATER! ANYWAY THERE'S A HYDROGEN BOMB IN ARSENAL GEAR THAT SOLIDUS DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT. IT'LL BE A SURPRISE. DEAD CELL WAS INNOCENT AND THE PATRIOTS SMEARED US TO COVER UP THEIR MISTAKES!
YOU'RE CRAZY.
I MISS MY DEAD GAY MARINE COMMANDANT BOYFRIEND.
WAIT WHAT
I KNOW ABOUT THE VIRUS YOU'RE CARRYING AROUND, BUT IT WON'T WORK ANYWAY. THIS WATER I'M STANDING ON IS HYPER DENSE SO EVERYONE SINKS IN IT! EXCEPT ME, FOR SOME REASON. BECAUSE OF MICROBES.
SHUT UP.
ARGH MICROBIAL WATER MY ONE WEAKNESS
WHY.
SO ARSENAL'S GOING ACTIVE! BUT DON'T WORRY, I'LL FIND YOUR SISTER.
I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO SEE HER! WAAAAAAA
GDIT, I'LL DEAL WITH THIS, YOU GO FIND HER.
THAT REMINDS ME I AM SO LONELY JACK.
WHAT I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE. IN LOVE FOREVER.
BUT YOU DON'T SLEEP IN BED BESIDE ME, IT'S WEIRD.
LOOK YOU KICK ME IN YOUR SLEEP AND IT GETS REALLY HOT. ALSO IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR THIS?
WHY CAN'T YOU RELAX WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME?!
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU KEEP BADGERING ME RANDOMLY ABOUT THINGS I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!
TELL ME THE SECRETS OF YOUR HEART! TELL ME THE WAY YOU FEEL!
I'M SCARED OF THE NIGHT. :(
YOU'RE SCARED OF EVERYTHING! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME IN YOUR ROOM!?
I JUST WANT TO THINK! THINK MY THOUGHTS! I NEED PRIVACY! LEAVE ME ALONE!
AND THEN I BROKE INTO YOUR ROOM AND YOU GOT SO MAD AND HIT ME! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? BUT THAT DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER ME BECAUSE YOUR ROOM WAS EMPTY! JUST LIKE YOUR SOUL!
THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WANT YOU IN THERE!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU AT ALL! WHY ARE YOU SO HEARTLESS AND EMPTY?!
I HOPE IT'S OKAY I TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS WITH YOU.
OH NO NO THIS IS VERY PLEASANT. THIS IS FUN.
HI NERD CHECK OUT MY GUN
EMMA "E.E." EMMERICH: *PEEEEE*
IS THIS A FAMILY THING?
LEAVE ME ALONE!
THE PRESIDENT TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO PUT THE VIRUS IN ARSENAL! COME ON! ALSO YOUR BROTHER'S WAITING FOR YOU.
MY BROTHER? :/
YEAH, ISN'T THAT GREAT? :D HE TOLD ME YOU CAN SWIM AND EVERYTHING! HE CAME TO RESCUE YOU! LET'S GO SEE HIM!
YOU'RE LYING! HE ABANDONED ME AND MY MOM! ALL HE COULD THINK ABOUT WAS HIMSELF!
LET'S GO SEE HIM! :D
I CAN'T SWIM! THEY, UH, INJECTED ME WITH SOMETHING! DO YOU BUY THAT?
I'LL CARRY YOU! :D
GDIT. LET ME TAKE MY GLASSES OFF FIRST AT LEAST.
YOU SHOULD WEAR CONTACTS! :D
MY EYES ARE FINE, I JUST LIKE WEARING THEM BECAUSE THIS GUY I LIKED USED TO WEAR THEM.
YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND?
NO, SOMEONE MORE IMPORTANT.
HMMMMMMMMMM.
I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOU FLIRTING WITH EMMA JACK
WHAT I BARELY TALKED TO HER
YOU WANT TO BANG HER DON'T YOU?!?!?!
UH, NOT AS MUCH AS I WANT TO BANG YOU? :D?
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT TOMORROW IS?
YOUR BIRTHDAY?
NO YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE! CHRIST! HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER THIS? OH, BUT I GUESS IT'S NOTHING, YOU GO BACK TO FLIRTING WITH THE GIRL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RESCUING. YOU TRAMP.
I LOVE YOU?
RIDING ON YOUR BACK REMINDS ME OF WHEN I USED TO RIDE ON MY BROTHER'S BACK WHEN WE WERE KIDS. WE WERE STEPCHILDREN FROM OUR PARENT'S SECOND MARRIAGES, AND MY BROTHER DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS SO HE HUNG OUT WITH ME INSTEAD. WE BOTH WANTED TO BE LOVED SO MUCH THAT WE USED TO PRETEND TO BE HUSBAND AND WIFE, HA HA HA HA HA! BUT IT WAS PRETEND! BECAUSE WE WERE ONLY KIDS! HA HA! PRETTY GOOFY HUH?
>://////
I GUESS?
R U DED
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING! <-- LOLOL
GREAT. NOW YOU HAVE TO PHYSICALLY DRAG HER THROUGH EACH AREA! ALSO YOU CAN'T USE ANY WEAPONS WHEN YOU DO THAT. SO HAVE FUN!
>:/
HEY WE'RE IN THE COMPUTER ROOM.
GREAT! HEY OTACON, EMMA WANTS TO TALK TO YOU! :D
WHAT WAIT
UH HI
UH... WHY ARE YOU MAKING A METAL GEAR WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU OMG HOW MANY METAL GEARS MUST OUR FAMILY MAKE BEFORE WE STOP MAKING THEM
I THOUGHT YOU CAME BACK FOR ME, NOT METAL GEAR. ;_; WELL FINE, THEN I WANTED TO HURT YOU FOR ABANDONING ME! I HATE YOU! I MADE ARSENAL GEAR JUST TO GET BACK AT YOU!
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE!!
YOU'RE A HACKER!!
I'M SERIOUS, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE! THIS IS TERRIBLE!
I HAVE NO REGRETS!! I'LL SURPASS YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET ABANDONING ME! I GAVE MY SOUL FOR VENGEANCE!
WOW WTF. OKAY ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST GET HER OVER HERE.
SO I GOT THIS DISK, CAN YOU PUT IT IN ARSENAL?
THIS IS MY PROGRAM, WTF. IT'S DESIGNED TO TAKE OUT GW'S AI. WHICH I MADE! ARSENAL'S A BIG DATA MONITORING SYSTEM SO THE PATRIOTS CAN CONTROL AND DELETE AND CENSOR INFORMATION ALL THEY WANT. LIKE HOW WE HAVE 100 THOUSAND GENES AND THE PATRIOTS DELETED ALL THE INFORMATION ABOUT 60 THOUSAND OF THEM!
NO...? <-- DIRECT FROM GAME
THEY USED THE Y2K SCARE TO INSTALL A SECRET PATRIOT PROGRAM INTO EVERYBODY'S COMPUTERS IN PREPARATION FOR THIS DAY!
WHAT
BUT GW ISN'T DONE YET, THEY SAID THEY WANTED TO DO A MAJOR EXPERIMENT TO GIVE GW DATA TO STUDY. AND THEN ALL THIS HAPPENED! THAT'S PROBABLY A COINCIDENCE.
MAN THIS REALLY IS JUST LIKE MGS1! I BET YOU'RE MY OTACON AND WE'RE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE AND BECOME PARTNERS AND FIGHT METAL GEARS TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER!
THAT SOUNDS GREAT! GOOD THING I HAVE A LONG AND FULL LIFE AHEAD OF ME. ANYWAY IS MY IRONIC PARROT OKAY?
READY FOR FUTURE TRAUMATIZING, YES.
IT WAS MY ONLY FRIEND! OKAY LET'S GO.
GOT TO CROSS THIS PONTOON BRIDGE TO GET TO STRUT E, DUM DE DUM.
UGH SNIPING ARGHHH
HI AGAIN!
AUGH
NO ONE STAYS DEAD WHEN I KILL THEM!
WELCOME TO MY LIFE, KID.
AGRHAKFHG
UH OH.
I'M HERE, HOW'S EMMA?
DYIN.
OTACON: ;_;
WELL LET'S PUT IN THE DISK.
COMPUTER: NOPE LOL
OTACON: SOMEONE MUST HAVE MODIFIED THE DISK AT SOME POINT!
EMMA: HEY IS EVERYTHING OKAY
OTACON: UH, YEAH
EMMA: THAT'S GREAT, I DON'T WANT TO THREATEN THE WORLD WITH A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY.
LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. ANYWAY LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO IN AND KILL SOLIDUS OR DESTROY THE AI.
GREAT, SOUNDS FUN.
EMMA: HAL I DIDN'T REALLY HATE YOU, I JUST WANTED TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS. I WANTED YOU TO LOOK AT ME AS A WOMAN.
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OTACON: WHAT NO, YOU'RE MY SISTER. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
EMMA: OKAY I'M DYING, I HAVE ONE REQUEST. JUST ONE. IT'S REALLY EASY. ANYONE COULD DO IT. IT'S MY LAST REQUEST BEFORE I DIE RIGHT HERE IN YOUR ARMS. LAST ONE. OKAY? YOU READY? HERE GOES: CALL ME EMMA, OKAY. THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT BEFORE I SHUFFLE OFF THIS MORTAL COIL. THAT'S IT.
OTACON: WHAT'S WRONG WITH E.E.? :B <-- GDIT OTACON WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
EMMA: BLEH X_X
OTACON: EMMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AWWWWKWAAAAAARDDDD
SOB I DIDN'T MEANT TO HURT YOU, YOUR STEPMOTHER SEDUCED ME AND THEN MY DAD KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE OF IT AND THAT'S WHY I LEFT IT'S ALL MY FAULT I'M SORRY
WAIT WTF WHAT WHAT. WHAT. D:
PARROT: CRY HARDER, NERD! HAL! HAL!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE SURVIVOR ;_;
WOW UH. GO TAKE CARE OF THE HOSTAGES. WE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF ARSENAL.
I SHOULD GO WITH YOU.
NOPE.
YOU MEAN I'D JUST GET IN YOUR WAY. ;_;
NO. WELL YES PROBABLY BUT ONLY YOU CAN SAVE THE HOSTAGES. GO DO THAT. LET SIMPLE DIRECTIVES AND MY FAITH IN YOU GIVE YOU STRENGTH.
K
YOU SEEM TO HAVE STOPPED CRYING, NERD! GET BACK TO IT! HAL! HAL!
KASDHAGFGGARGARG
PULL IT TOGETHER MAN. CMON, LET'S DO OUR SECRET HANDSHAKE, THAT ALWAYS MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
;_;
SNAKE: I'M COUNTING ON YOU. HUGS.
OTACON: HUGS. ;_;
GAAAAY.
OKAY I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. I'M OKAY. YOU GUYS GO ON AHEAD, I CAN DO IT. I'LL JUST GO IN THIS ROOM OVER HERE.
EFF THAT, I WANT TO SEE YOU WEEP, BOY. HAL! I MISS YOU! I MISS YOU! HAL! I'M YOUR SISTER AND I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS AND I MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU WERE SEXUALLY ABUSED AND NEVER DEALT WITH IT AND YOUR FAMILY BLEW UP IN YOUR FACE JUST LIKE ALL YOUR DREAMS AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN FULFILL MY DYING WISH EVEN THOUGH IT WAS REALLY EASY TO DO! HAL! I MISS YOU! I MISS YOU, YOU GIANT FAILURE AT LIFE AND RELATIONSHIPS WHO MIGHT END UP DESTROYING THE WORLD BECAUSE YOU MADE METAL GEAR SO THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAUGGHHHHHH ;____________________;
KOJIMA ISN'T THIS A LOT OF TRAUMA TO SUDDENLY PILE ON TO ONE CHARACTER?
HA HA! HA HA HA! AAAAAAAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
YOU AND I, WE WERE ALWAYS ALONE. WE JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED. WE WERE WAITING FOR SOMEBODY WHO WOULD LOVE US, BUT WE WERE WRONG. YOU CAN'T WAIT TO BE LOVED, YOU HAVE TO GO OUT AND FIND IT. FOUR YEARS AGO, I REALIZED YOU CAN'T WISH FOR HAPPINESS, YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. I LEARNED THAT I COULD LOVE. AS YOU PROBABLY DID... <-- TALKING ABOUT SNAKE OR WOLF? YOU DECIDE!
YOU SURE HE'S OKAY BECAUSE I CAN HEAR HIS WAILS OF DESPAIR ALL THE WAY FROM OVER HERE.
NAH HE'S A TOUGH COOKIE, HE'LL BE FINE. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE PUNCHED IN THE STOMACH BY A NINJA?
WAIT WHAT- ARRRRGH
OLGA: I WAS THE NINJA ALL ALONG, LOL
YOU ALL LIED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TO BE FAIR YOU MAKE IT REALLY EASY.
THIS IS THE SAME TORTURE ROOM FROM MGS1.
SO HEY THIS GUY HAS NO IDENTIFICATION ON HIM AT ALL AND IS A TOTAL UNKNOWN. SURE HAS A LOT OF RANDOM BARCODES ON HIM THOUGH.
I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM! HE'S JACK THE RIPPER. HI JACK!
DUH?
I'M GOING TO TOUCH YOU WITH MY TENTACLES I SUDDENLY HAVE FOR SOME REASON.
BASDKAHGJGKATH
LOOKS LIKE YOUR MEMORY'S BEEN ALTERED WITH CEREBRAL IMPLANTS. WHAT A TWIST! YOU'RE MY SON BTW. I TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING!
I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT.
I KNOW, BECAUSE OF THE IMPLANTS! ISN'T THAT CONVENIENT? I COULD TELL YOU ANYTHING AND IT COULD CONCEIVABLY BE TRUE! SO LET'S SAY THAT YOU FOUGHT IN THE LIBERIAN WAR IN THE EIGHTIES AS A CHILD SOLDIER AND KILLED A WHOLE TON OF DUDES. AND I WAS YOUR GODFATHER. THEN YOU DISAPPEARED AFTER THE WAR ENDED!
WOW, WHAT AN ODD COINCIDENCE HE WOULD BE HERE. YUP, SURE IS AN ODD, ODD COINCIDENCE.
SURE IS. EVERYTHING GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN WITH ARSENAL AND ALL THAT?
YUP. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF BIG BOSS.
HA HA, REALLY? THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
WANT TO MAKE OUT
WAIT WHAT
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. YOU BETTER GET GOING.
ANYWAY THIS SURE IS NOSTALGIC ISN'T IT?
GET IT?!?!
DIDN'T SNAKE HAVE MORE CLOTHES?
YOU'RE INSIDE THE MEMORY OF SHADOW MOSES. (GET IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) ALSO ARSENAL GEAR! BE WARNED BECAUSE THINGS ARE GOING TO GET PRETTY CRAZY FROM THIS POINT ON.
THEY WEREN'T CRAZY ALREADY?!
LOL.
SUP. THE PATRIOTS SENT ME TO HELP YOU. THEY'RE HOLDING MY BABY HOSTAGE SO I HAD TO DO WHAT THEY SAID.
K.
IF YOU FAIL THEY'LL KILL MY CHILD. NO PRESSURE. I'M GONNA SET YOU FREE. HAVE FUN!
I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES
HAVE FUN!
~*~*END ACT 2*~*~
STAY TUNED FOR OUR GRAND FINALE!