~THIS IS A TYPE OF ROLE PLAYING GAME AFTER ALL
METAL GEAR SOLID 2: SONS OF LIBERTY
~*~*GRAND FINALE*~*~
ACT TWO
HI. ARE YOU REALLY A CHILD SOLDIER?
YUP. I SUDDENLY REMEMBER EVERYTHING! ALSO I HAD A LOT OF NIGHTMARES I DIDN'T REALLY MENTION UNTIL NOW. <-- JUST LIKE MG2, LOL
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU KILLED A WHOLE LOT OF DUDES WHEN YOU WERE LIKE EIGHT?
IDK I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD REALLY RELATE? I JUST KILLED PEOPLE FOR NO REAL REASON ACTUALLY, SOLIDUS JUST POINTED ME AT DUDES AND WAS LIKE "KILL THOSE DUDES" AND I WAS LIKE "THAT'S COOL". SNAKE HAD A REASON BUT NOT ME. NOPE, I JUST KILLED DUDES. ALL SORTS OF DUDES. ALL THE TIME.
WOW, THAT'S TERRIBLE, HOW SAD.
THEY FED US GUNPOWDER TO KEEP US DOCILE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEN THEY TOOK ME TO THE STATES BUT I HAD TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES AND THAT'S WHY I NEVER SLEPT NEXT TO YOU, I GUESS BECAUSE I MIGHT JUST KILL YOU ON A WHIM. I DID THAT A LOT AS A KID.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MEEEEE
I NEVER WANTED TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD DUDE KILLING! IT'S AWFUL! I'VE BEEN DELIBERATELY HIDING IT THIS WHOLE TIME! AND NOW I KNOW I HAVE TO GO KILL SOLIDUS WHO I HAD NO MEMORY OF OR FEELINGS TOWARDS UNTIL THIS MOMENT BUT I KNOW I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DEFEAT HIM!
I LOVE YOU ANYWAY EVEN IF YOU ARE CRAZY AND TRAUMATIZED AND KILLED LOTS OF DUDES! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!
NO YOU CAN'T LOVE ME, MY BURDEN OF DUDE KILLING IS A BURDEN ONLY I CAN BEAR.
NO I CAN DO IT, I LOVE YOU! ALSO I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
OUR TWO YEARS TOGETHER WERE REALLY PRETTY GREAT BUT WE CAN'T GET MARRIED AND DEFINITELY CAN'T HAVE A KID BECAUSE MAYBE I WOULD PASS ON MY DUDE KILLING TO HIM. WOULDN'T THAT BE TERRIBLE? I SHOULD NEVER HAVE CHILDREN.
GOTTA GO
NAKED CARTWHEELS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DEFEAT SOLIDUS AND DON'T DAMAGE ARSENAL!
I'M NAKED AND I NEED TO FIND SNAKE. ARE YOU WORKING FOR THE PATRIOTS?
INFILTRATE SHADOW MOSES AND DEFEAT THE TERRORISTS! THAT'S YOUR ROLE!
WHAT WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT'S MY ROLE?
THIS IS A ROLE PLAYING GAME, AFTER ALL! YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU!
WOAH WAIT A MINUTE
YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER MET YOU IN PERSON.
COMPLETE YOUR MISSION! WE HAVE ROSEMARY!
WAIT WHAT?
THE MISSION IS A FAILURE! IT'S JUST A GAME! TURN OFF YOUR GAME CONSOLE!
YOU'LL RUIN YOUR EYES SITTING SO CLOSE TO THE TV.
OKAY I'M KIND OF FREAKING OUT.
I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!
OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING MY RADAR IS BROKEN AND THE AREA NAMES KEEP CHANGING AND I'M STILL NAKED WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME
INFILTRATE OUTER HEAVEN! DESTROY METAL GEAR! ROSE IS CHEATING ON YOU! GO RESCUE ARMSTECH PRESIDENT BAKER! I'M DIVORCED AND HAVING MONEY TROUBLES! I WAS A NORTH AMERICAN FALL WEBWORM IN MY PAST LIFE! I HEAR IT'S AMAZING WHEN THE FAMOUS PURPLE STUFFED WORM IN FLAP-JAW SPACE WITH THE TUNING FORK DOES A RAW BLINK ON HARA-KIRI ROCK... I NEED SCISSORS! 61! <-- I DIDN'T MAKE ANY OF THESE UP
AAA AAAA AAAA CAMPBELL WHY ARE YOU CRAZY AAA AAAAAAAGGHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT'S HAPPENING IS THE GAME BROKEN I'M FREAKING OUT AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA
HI ROSE.
HI I'M A PATRIOT SPY.
WHAT
BUT I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU! BUT I TOLD THEM EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. EXCEPT THAT I LOVED YOU.
SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE! OTHER THAN THIS GAME HAD A NAGGING QUOTA THAT EVEN OTACON COULDN'T FILL.
SORRY! I EVEN CHANGED EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF SO YOU'D LIKE ME BETTER. THIS ISN'T EVEN MY REAL EYE COLOR. I TOTES MANIPULATED YOU INTO LOVING ME. BUT WHAT I REALLY WANTED WAS FOR YOU TO SEE THE REAL ME! IT WAS ACTUALLY HARDER FOR ME THAN FOR YOU. YOU LOVED ME SO MUCH BUT IT WASN'T EVEN ME!
THAT'S COOL, I WAS PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE I WASN'T BY LOVING YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN EXIST ANYWAY EXCEPT IN MY HEAD SO WHATEVS.
THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR ALL THE LIES WE TELL EACH OTHER IN RELATIONSHIPS!
THIS IS CREEPY AND WEIRD.
I REALLY DO LOVE YOU THOUGH.
YEAH RIGHT.
ALSO I'M HAVING YOUR BAAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OMG WHAT
LOL UR NAKED
>:(
HERE'S YOUR CLOTHES BACK. I HAD TO USE YOU AS BAIT TO GET INSIDE ARSENAL.
IS THIS A HUGE TRIPPED OUT FEVER DREAM BECAUSE IT REALLY FEELS LIKE ONE RIGHT NOW.
NOT TELLING. :3 ANYWAY THE VIRUS MAY OR MAY NOT WORK, AND THERE ARE 25 METAL GEAR RAYS AHEAD. BUT I THINK WE CAN HANDLE IT. HEY, YOU WANT THIS KATANA? I DON'T LIKE EM.
MY ARM... IS COMPLETE AGAIN!
OW QUIT HITTING ME
I CAN BLOCK BULLETS WITH THIS TOO? SWEET.
CHECK OUT MY INFINITE AMMO BANDANNA! <-- I DIDN'T MAKE THIS UP EITHER, HE SAYS ITS HIS INFINITE AMMO BANDANA.
STOP BEING SILLY, HAVE YOU EVER ENJOYED KILLING ANYONE? SOMETIMES IT FEELS JUST LIKE A GAME.
GET IT? GET IT?!?!?!!
YES! STOP IT!
YEAH VR WILL DO THAT.
NO, I KILLED LOTS OF DUDES! FOR REALS! WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. BOY WAS I A MURDERER.
K.
YOU'RE A LEGEND, AND I'M JUST A DUDE KILLER.
EH, LEGENDS MEAN WHATEVER. PEOPLE REMEMBER WHAT THEY WANT.
MURDER IS AWFUL!
YEAH OKAY.
WHAT ARE YOU AND OTACON FIGHTING FOR?
THE FUTURE.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
FIND SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN AND FIGHT FOR THAT. PREFERABLY NOT KILLIN DUDES FOR NO REASON. THEN PASS IT ON ALONG.
LIKE WHAT? WHAT SHOULD I BELIEVE IN?
LOOK I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU, JESUS. ACTUALIZE YOUR OWN STUPID SELF.
HI I'M OKAY NOW AND THE HOSTAGES ARE FINE. BOY CAMPBELL SURE WAS CRAZY HUH? I'LL LOOK INTO IT.
TY.
I SEE SNAKE IS WITH YOU NOW. YOU LIVE AND DIE TOGETHER, YOU UNDERSTAND? THAT'S NOT AN IDLE THREAT, IF YOU LET HIM GET HURT I WILL COME OUT THERE AND BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS, RAIDEN. I AM NOT KIDDING. YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM OR I WILL KILL YOU. I WILL KILL YOU.
UH OKAY
BOY I SURE AM STUPID ALL OF A SUDDEN. TIME TO JUMP IN FRONT OF ALL THESE BULLETS!
D:<
SO THE CAMPBELL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! I MEAN, METAL GEAR. CAMPBELL HAS ACTUALLY BEEN GW'S AI THE WHOLE TIME!
WAIT WHAT, WHAT THAT DOESN'T
ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE LIKE GW IS POKING YOUR BRAIN AND YOU IMAGINED A COLONEL BASED OFF OF EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM! CAUSE NANOMACHINES. THE VIRUS MUST BE AFFECTING HIM AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE TRIPPING BALLS.
I CAN'T- THAT DOESN'T- I DON'T EVEN- HOW-
THEY KIDNAPPED ROSE! OMG!
IT'S A TRAP.
HALP
DDDDD:
RAIDEN DON'T BE STUPID, IT'S A TRAP. WE JUST EXPLAINED IT TO YOU.
TO BE FAIR THAT EXPLANATION WAS KIND OF TOTALLY INSANE. SO WAIT, IF CAMPBELL DOESN'T EXIST, DOES ROSE NOT EXIST? I MEAN I IMAGINED ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT HIM, MAYBE I DID FOR HER TOO. MAYBE THIS IS ALL JUST IN MY HEAD!?!
GDIT I HAD A BET WITH OTACON THAT NOTHING WOULD BE CRAZIER THAN ZANZIBARLAND AND NOW I OWE HIM TEN DOLLARS.
HI, I'M STILL IN THIS GAME. HEY SNAKE, YOU KILLED MY DAD THE MARINE COMMANDANT. I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU. WITH BULLETS.
UH OH. UH, WHY DON'T YOU GO ON AHEAD.
K!
I DIDN'T KILL YOUR DAD.
MY BULLETS DISAGREE!
AUGH!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A GIANT VR ARENA... WITH NO WALLS...
BOY YOU ARE GOOD AT KILLING DUDES JACK, REMEMBER BACK WHEN WE USED TO DO THAT AS KIDS? FUN TIMES.
EEEK!
OCELOT FOUND THE S3 DATA IN GW, IT STANDS FOR SOLID SNAKE SIMULATION! IT'S A BIG PROGRAM TO REPLICATE THE CIRCUMSTANCES TO RECREATE THE PERFECT WARRIOR, SINCE EVERYTHING/ONE THAT MADE SOLID SNAKE IS DEAD NOW BY HIS HAND. FUNNY THAT. SO THEY USED VR INSTEAD TO MAKE YOU! NEAT HUH? ISN'T IT IRONIC THAT YOU KILLED DUDES IN A REAL WAR AS A KID AND THEN CAME BACK TO WAR THROUGH A VIDEO GAME? CHECK OUT MY BACK TO THE FUTURE IMPRESSION. VROOM!
I'M CONFUSED.
WELL, TIME FOR YOU TO DIE. HAVE FUN WITH THESE METAL GEAR RAYS, THERE ARE LIKE A BILLION OF THEM AND THEY NEVER STOP COMING.
BLARGH
WOW IS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO? YOU SUCK. YOU HAVEN'T REALLY SUCCEEDED AT DOING ANYTHING THIS ENTIRE GAME, HAVE YOU?
YOU SUCK, PLAYER! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU!
>:/
OH, I'LL SAVE YOU I GUESS. NOT LIKE I GOT MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
OH NO!
YOU DIE, MY KID DIES, REMEMBER? SO YOU KNOW. SHOO.
I CAN HEAR YOU. ALSO THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. BUT IF YOU WANT TO DIE THEN SURE I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT.
NO BULLETS MY ONE WEAKNESS!
JESUS CHRIST!!!
SO BACK TO YOU GETTING STOMPED BY METAL GEARS. MAN, I LOVE WATCHING YOU GET STOMPED BY METAL GEARS. I COULD WATCH THAT ALL DAY. I SHOULD SET UP A VIDEO FEED OF THIS OR SOMETHING.
BLARHBLARHARBALRH
OH WHAT.
GW'S GONE LOCO! SOME KIND OF VIRUS IS HITTING IT OR SOMETHING! HOW STRANGE. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
DAMN THE PATRIOTS! FINE, I'LL JUST KILL ALL THESE METAL GEAR RAYS SINGLE HANDEDLY WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. HOPE YOU ENJOY WATCHING ME DISPATCH THESE SO CARELESSLY WHEN THEY WERE KILLING YOU LEFT AND RIGHT A FEW SECONDS AGO.
>:(
SUP I CAPTURED SNAKE INSTEAD OF KILLING HIM. I GUESS I CHANGED MY MIND.
EH, I GUESS I CAN LEAVE JACKIE BOY ALIVE A LITTLE LONGER.
BLEH
OKAY THIS IS GETTING SORT OF COMPLICATED, BUT I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON. MOSTLY. OKAY.
SO GW'S AI IS SHOT THANKS TO YOU. I'M GOING TO CHOKE YOU FOR A BIT IF THAT'S OKAY. THIS IS REALLY SATISFYING.
BASKAHFXAGAGYGASRJGLH
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.
BUT MAYBE SOMEONE DOES!
WHAT?
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
WELL MAYBE I HAVE MY OWN BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO!
LIKE STEALING ARSENAL GEAR AHA YOU WERE GOING TO BETRAY ME I KNEW IT! HA HA, GOT YOUR NUMBER! THE THING IS, I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD OCELOT TO TELL YOU TO BETRAY ME IN THE FIRST PLACE! BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU ANYWAY!
I... WHAT?
BUT I DIDN'T WANT ARSENAL GEAR ANYWAY, WHAT I REALLY WANTED WAS THE NAMES OF THE PATRIOTS! IT WAS PROGRAMMED INTO GW SO I JUST TOOK IT ON OUT. AND I AM GOING TO KILL THEM.
OKAY WHATEVER, I'LL JUST TAKE ARSENAL THEN.
HAVE FUN. GLAD WE'RE STILL ON GOOD TERMS.
HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID. I'M WORKING FOR THE PATRIOTS! I ACTUALLY BETRAYED EVERYONE! I KEEP DOING IT! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER CATCH ON TO ME? IT'S AMAZING.
WHAT
I TOLD YOU THE S3 WAS TO MAKE SOLID SNAKES, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY NOT! IT'S A RECREATION OF MGS1 ENTIRELY! AMES DYING ALL FOXDIE-ISH, THE NINJA, THE PRESIDENT, ALL OF IT WAS ALL JUST TO ECHO MGS1! EXCEPT FATMAN, HE WAS JUST CRAZY AND STUPID BUT WHATEVER. WE'LL USE THE INFORMATION FROM THIS WHOLE THING TO MAKE A PROGRAM THAT WILL MAKE THE PERFECT SIMULATION OF MGS1 TO MAKE MORE SNAKES! YOU TOTALLY FELL FOR IT, SOLIDUS! HAHA!
D:<
AND SEE, YOU'RE BIG BOSS AND RAIDEN IS SOLID SNAKE! AND DEADCELL WAS THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF FREAKS OUTSIDE OF FOXHOUND! <-- OH SNAP, OCELOT
IT WAS ALL SET UP SO YOU TWO COULD FIGHT. INCLUDING KILLING YOUR DAD, FORTUNE! I DID THAT, BY THE WAY. THAT WAS FUN. ALSO IMPRISONING YOUR HUSBAND AND CAUSING DEAD CELL TO IMPLODE AND GO CRAZY IN THE FIRST PLACE. TOO BAD THE ACTUAL SOLID SNAKE SHOWED UP, THAT KIND OF MESSED UP EVERYTHING.
I'LL KILL YOOOOOOOOOOOUUU
NOPE. YOUR MAGIC POWERS WERE JUST A SHIELD WE GAVE YOU WITHOUT TELLING YOU. THEN YOU HAMMED IT UP FOR ALL YOUR MEN JUST LIKE WE PLANNED. YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! GOD THIS IS LIKE A BACKSTABBING BUFFET.
ARGH BULLETS WERE MY ONE WEAKNESS AFTER AAAAALLLL
OCELOT HOW COULD YOU OMG I TRUSTED YOU ;_x
I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE KEEP DOING THAT. I HAVE A MAGIC SHIELD TOO, SO HAVE FUN NOT SHOOTING ME! ME AND RAY ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER. AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
YOU MAY HAVE A MAGIC PATRIOT SHIELD BUT I HAVE TWO SWORDS!
OCELOT: GDIT THERE IS NO REASON WHY THAT SHOULD ACTUALLY WORK AT DEFLECTING BULLETS, SOLIDUS, AND YET I CAN'T HIT YOU.
DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST GOING TO BREAK FREE OVER HERE.
I'M STILL UP!
GDIT! THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GETTING ALL OF RAY'S MISSILES RIGHT IN THE FACE.
FORTUNE, DON'T BE A HERO!
MISSILES: DUHWOAHWOAH
WHAT
SHE IS LADY LUCK. <-- THANKS SNAKE.
BLARGH
WELL FINE, I USED ALL MY MISSILES BUT I STILL HAVE THIS COOL LASER.
AGH NO JESUS THIS IS THE WORST TIME
LIQUID: BROTHERS!!!!!
LIQUID!!!!
WAIT YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I'VE BEEN WAITING INSIDE THIS ARM THE WHOLE TIME!! THE ULTIMATE DOUBLECROSS!
MY BRAAAAAINNNSSS
I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD OTACON ABOUT ARSENAL AND BROUGHT YOU HERE! BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN WAKE ME UP FROM THIS ARM.
THIS IS A THING THAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
ANYWAY I'M GONNA GO KILL THE PATRIOTS, BECAUSE OCELOT KNOWS WHO THEY ARE. THAT'S WHY I CHOSE HIM! BECAUSE AS A DEAD BODY I HAD A LOT OF POWER TO DECIDE WHO WOULD GET MY DONOR ARM. ANYWAY, FAMILY REUNIONS ARE FUN, AREN'T THEY?
THEY'RE MORE FUN... WITH BULLETS!
I STILL HAVE MY MAGIC SHIELD, NEENER NEENER.
WHY WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS NEVER TOLD THAT I HAD BROTHERS?
BYE!
NOOOOOOOOOO *LEAPS INTO THE OCEAN AFTER HIM*
SNAKE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WE KIND OF HAVE A PROBLEM HERE!!
WHEEEEEE!
BLUB!
@#%@.
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ARSENAL GEAR: GONNA PLOW RIGHT INTO MANHATTAN WHICH IS STRANGELY EMPTY AND HIT THE FEDERAL BUILDING LOL
DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS JACK
JESUS DON'T YOU START
GEORGE WASHINGTON TOOK OFFICE 200 YEARS AGO! AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO START A NEW NATION HERE! WE'RE GOING TO LIBERATE THE COUNTRY FROM THE PATRIOT'S RULE!
YOU JUST WANT POWER.
I WANT TO FREE THE PEOPLE! AND BESIDES WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. ALL WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IS PASS ON OUR GENETIC MATERIAL, BUT I'M A CLONE AND ALSO STERILE, SO I AM KIND OF BONED IN THAT DEPARTMENT. WHAT TO DO? TAKE ON AN ORPHAN AND TEACH HIM TO KILL DUDES! THAT'S WHAT I DID ANYWAY. I JUST WANT TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY AND BE REMEMBERED! BY EVERYONE! <- LOL I ACTUALLY FORGOT THAT THAT'S SERIOUSLY WHAT SOLIDUS WANTS, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
NOT EVEN YOUR OWN FAMILY SEEMS TO REMEMBER YOU, AND AFTER THIS MOST PEOPLE STILL WON'T.
SHUT UP! OH, ARE YOU GETTING A CODEC CALL? THAT'S COOL, I'LL JUST WAIT.
HI.
BUT GW WAS DESTROYED!
THAT'S NOT ALL THAT I AM! I'M ACTUALLY THE FORMLESS LIVING CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE WHITE HOUSE! I'M THE NATIONAL SPIRIT OF AMERICA IN CAMPBELL FORM!
ME TOO I GUESS???
WHAT
THE WAY HISTORY AND INFORMATION PASSES ON IS SORT OF LIKE GENES CAUSE ONLY PART OF IT COMES THROUGH. BUT ALL THIS INTERNET IS MAKING EVERYTHING COME THROUGH. OUR EVOLUTION IS AT STAKE!
IT'S NOT ABOUT CENSORSHIP, IT'S ABOUT CREATING CONTEXT! EVERYONE'S GETTING BOMBARDED WITH ALL THESE CONFLICTING MESSAGES SO THEY END UP IN THESE LITTLE GATED COMMUNITIES BELIEVING WHATEVER THEY WANT AND EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE.
WE'LL DECIDE WHAT INFORMATION IS IMPORTANT AND SHOULD BE PASSED ON! WHY SHOULDN'T VAGUE EMBODIED CONCEPTS OF NATIONALISM THAT MIGHT BE FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION HAVE A SAY?
MAYBE I'LL BELIEVE WHAT I WANT FOR MYSELF, SO THERE!
SNAKE TOLD YOU TO DO THAT, YOU DINGUS. WAY TO ILLUSTRATE OUR POINT. GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FAILURE AT EVERYTHING
>:(
I MEAN YOU'RE BARELY A PERSON. YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF "SELF". YOU'RE BASED ON LIES.
BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS GAME KEPT LYING TO ME!
SHOULD WE REALLY LET SOMEONE AS GULLIBLE AND MALLEABLE AS YOU DECIDE WHAT TO PASS ON? NOPE! BUT REALLY WE WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU, HUMANS ARE JUST TOO STUPID TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.
I'M STILL NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR ON EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE
S3 DOESN'T STAND FOR SOLID SNAKE SIMULATION, IT STANDS FOR SELECTION FOR SOCIETAL SANITY! YOU'RE NOT THE PRODUCT OF S3, IT'S US! IT'S THE METHOD THAT MADE THE CIRCUMSTANCE THAT MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE. CHECK OUT THESE FISSION MAILED SCREENS. I DARE YOU TO BE MORE META.
...
THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS WAS TO MAKE THAT METHOD. SO WE USED SHADOW MOSES FOR IT, SINCE THAT SITUATION WAS TOTALLY BONKERS, AND IF WE COULD HANDLE THAT, WE COULD PROBABLY DO ANYTHING. WE CHOSE YOU FOR IT BECAUSE YOU DENIED YOUR PAST BY PRETENDING TO BE SNAKE.
JUST LIKE THIS GAME PRETENDED TO BE MGS1! BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU WANT FROM ME! BUT BOY I SURE SHOWED YOU, DIDN'T I? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
DIDN'T I HAVE A BUNCH OF CEREBRAL IMPLANTS THAT ERASED MY MEMORY OR SOMETHING?
NOPE, YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON EVERYTHING YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU SELFISH DOUCHEBAG. YOU'RE AN AWFUL PERSON. I SHOULD KNOW! YOU NEVER SAW ME FOR WHO I WAS, EVEN THOUGH I WANTED YOU TO SEE THROUGH ME BUT NOT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY TELL YOU THE TRUTH I GUESS. BUT YOU NEVER DID, BECAUSE YOU WERE ALL GENTLEMANLY OR SOMETHING! YOU NEVER REACHED OUT TO ME!
I WAS TRYING NOT TO HURT YOU? AM I FOLLOWING THIS RIGHT?
LIES! MORE SELFISHNESS! YOU'RE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE STUPID PEOPLE WE'LL BE SAVING FROM THEMSELVES. YOU TERRIBLE DISGRACE OF A HUMAN BEING.
AND YOU FELL FOR IT, YOU DID EVERYTHING WE WANTED! YOU EVEN FELL IN LOVE WITH ROSE! HA HA HA HA! GOD YOU'RE SO STUPID!
RAIDEN IS YOU!
>:(
K, GO KILL SOLIDUS.
AFTER THAT? NO!
IF YOU DIE, OLGA'S KID DIES. ALSO ROSE, DID WE NOT MENTION THAT?
DOES SHE EVEN EXIST?
OF COURSE I DO, JACK! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! <-- SUBTLE KOJIMA
WELP, GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE.
THAT'S RIGHT, DANCE PUPPET! EITHER WAY WE WIN! HA HA!
I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.
HEY SONNY BOY, WOW THAT TOOK A WHILE, I DOZED OFF FOR A BIT. ANYWAY, ME AND MY BROTHERS WERE CALLED MONSTERS SINCE WE WERE CLONES, BUT YOU'RE STILL A MONSTER EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND. ISN'T THAT A THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE JUXTAPOSITION? IT'S SO COOL THAT I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR IT TOO! FUNNY HOW THINGS WORK OUT. ALSO I KILLED YOUR PARENTS.
WAIT WHAT YOU CAN'T JUST THROW THAT OUT CASUALLY AT THE END OF A RAMBLE LIKE THAT
I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE REPEATED HISTORY. SOLID AND LIQUID GOT OBSESSED WITH BIG BOSS AND EVENTUALLY KILLED HIM, SO I BECAME YOUR BIG BOSS AND NOW YOU HAVE TO KILL ME! I'M NOT PLANNING ON DYING THOUGH, SO THAT'S TOO BAD FOR YOU I GUESS.
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! OW OW OW
VROOOOOM!
GET TO WORK ON BEATING SOLIDUS ALREADY, HUP HUP.
WE'RE NOT JUST PAWNS IN A GAME YOU KNOW!
YES YOU ARE.
THIS IS SO DEEP.
A SWORD... HOW COULD THAT BE MY ONE WEAKNESS... BLARGH
WHY HAS NO ONE NOTICED THIS GIGANTIC METAL GEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF MANHATTAN? IS EVERYONE ON VACATION? DID I JUST HALLUCINATE EVERYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED? WHO AM I!?!?
EH, WHO KNOWS. MEMORIES SUCK AND NOTHING'S REAL ANYWAY.
THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE IN?!!
IDK, DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF IT'S TRUE OR NOT. JUST REALLY BELIEVE IN WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR. THEN THAT'LL BE YOU AND... GO WITH THAT, I GUESS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THINK FOR MYSELF.
WELL DUH.
IT'S LIKE SOME PERSON HOLDING A CONTROLLER WAS PREVENTING ME FROM MAKING MY OWN DECISIONS.
>:(
SO JUST START OVER OR SOMETHING. GIVE YOURSELF A NEW NAME AND PURPOSE. INCIDENTALLY, I JUST NOTICED YOU'RE WEARING DOGTAGS. HOW VERY RELATED TO WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. SO WHOSE NAME IS THAT?
DOGTAGS: I'M THE PLAYER LOL
I DUNNO I NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE. BUT I WON'T WEAR THIS ANYMORE! YOU HEAR THAT, PLAYER? I REJECT YOU! I REJECT YOU BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON AND HAVE JUST BEEN HOLDING ME BACK FROM MY ~REAL SELF~ BY WISHING I WAS SNAKE AND CRUELLY IMPOSING YOUR WILL ON ME!
JUST LIKE HOW THE INDUSTRY IMPOSES ITS WILL ON ME! AND I HATE YOU, JUST LIKE I HATE THE INDUSTRY! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR LIKING MGS1 SO MUCH! I REJECT YOU JUST LIKE RAIDEN DOES! I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS GAME AND CHOKE ON IT!
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE RAIDEN OR MGS2 :( I DON'T UNDERSTAND
SO WHAT ABOUT OLGA'S BABY.
I GUESS I'LL GO FIND IT, SINCE I CAN'T TRUST YOU TO BUTTER TOAST WITHOUT SCREWING UP SOMEHOW. I ALSO PUT A TRACKER ON LIQUID'S RAY, SO THAT'S DONE. AND GOT THE LIST OF THE PATRIOTS, SINCE THE ONE WE GAVE YOU WAS FAKE. LOL.
GDIT! THE GAME IS OVER AND PEOPLE STILL CAN'T STOP LYING TO ME!
WELL GOTTA GO, I SENSE DRAMA COMING.
WHAT
ROSE: SUP
OH HAI. SO WHO AM I?
IDK. BUT LET'S FIND OUT TOGETHER!
OKAY! I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH ANY OF THE INSANE THINGS THAT JUST HAPPENED RE: YOU, LET'S JUST PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF.
AWESOME! SEE ME FOR WHO I AM, OKAY?
K, ALTHOUGH YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS LYING TO ME ABOUT YOURSELF. HEY, I REMEMBER WHAT TODAY IS. IT'S THE DAY I MET YOU! THAT'S IT, I WANT TO TEACH FUTURE GENERATIONS TO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY NAG THEIR PARTNERS ABOUT CERTAIN DATES! I MEAN, I WANT TO TEACH THEM ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT AND FEELINGS AND POETRY!
DID YOU JUST ASK ME TO MARRY YOU?
MAYBE?!?!?!
CREDITS: LOL
WAIT WHAT THE #$^#?! WAIT A MINUTE!
LOLOL
PASS ON COOL STUFF TO YOUR KIDS. BE COOL TO EACH OTHER. K BYE.
ENDING SONG: MY TITLE IS "CAN'T SAY GOODBYE TO YESTERDAY", GET IT?????
TITLE: HI!!
SO I LOOKED OVER THE LIST AND IT TURNS OUT ALL THE PATRIOTS ARE ALREADY DEAD. LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
WTF
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
THANKS A MILLION FOR WATCHING! PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR OUR TROUPE'S NEXT PROJECT, METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER!