~Fun with Fallout - Rollin down Deathclaw Highwaaaay
Man I have been all over the place the past couple days huh? Sheesh.
ANYWAY LET'S GO BACK TO THIS WHY NOT
I HAVE NO MEMORY OF WHAT I WAS DOING so we will discover it together
Previous editions
I think I killed a dude or something. Let's go with that!
Oh right I just killed off this kingpin or something. His thugs are awfully mouthy considering I blew Decker's face off.
MRS STAPLETON
MRS STAPLETON
I NEED TO FIND A BOOK
I THINK IT WAS... BLUE
Anyway Alix explained a bit more about books to me a while back so I went and did some reading.
RIP OFF
Did I do something different here? Or did I go up a level? WELL HERE'S MY STATUS SHEET
ugggh i don't wanna go on the caravan
don wanna
I think I talked to these guys before but I think I restarted or something. WELL LET'S TALK TO EM AGAIN
phew i was sweating bullets guys
Hightower Hightower... did I kill a Hightower? Eh.
LET'S VISIT MY HOMETOWN
Nothing new there.
Jumped by Raiders! NOOO DOGMEAT
Knocking the air and also the brains out
This armor is super sweet guys. It's pretty kk-kkk. (how do you onomatopeia that noise anyway?)
NO NOT IN MY EYE AAAAA
A TIMELIMIT PERFECT I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT AND THEN REGRET LATER
Adytum, that's new.
well let's talk to that marine over there
Pardon me, my mistake.
I'm going to be spending a lot of time in this town aren't I.
WHAT ARE SKAGS
Sounds fun.
I SENSE INFO DUMPS AHEAD
WHAT ARE SKAGS
In the future there is always time for errands.
If I recall they got me all radiated last time yeah eff those guys
what da want woop woop
what da want woop woop
dude i'm not even in the same room as you
An inhabitant of Adytown?
YES THANK YOU i'm glad YOU said it
Well this situation seems pretty cut and dry, no questions here.
hahahahahaha no no keep going, i'm sorry
yeah whatever i'll take any job you throw at me why not
Lots of interior manholes in the future.
GET OUT OF MY WAY IAN
AAAAA
Anyway I was dumb and ended up doing something here that ended up with me inventory juggling for way too long without any benefit, but I cut that.
Scientists are well known for their colorful smocks.
I SMART HURR HURR
SAMAEL? I'M SOLD!
oh right the mission, right
HAPPY MUSHROOMS
this looks like a tent
WILL YOU SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND ENGULF THE TOWN IN DARKNESS?
in the future there is no time for words that are more than one syllable
Go rob this dude's body, got it.
The last one I fought wasn't so tough. I can take em.
A MOAT??
sounds like my kinda people
strange things a doin, strange things a comin
around here
probably unrelated
CMON I COULD JUST PICK IT UP AND CARRY IT
WHY NOT
yeah we're sick of hearing about the rain bob
get a job
just gonna stand on your cabbages in my radioactive armor here
Radic says, filing her nails.
BOOOOOOOGUS
woop, did these out of order
FUTURE RAVE PARTY!!!! oontz oontz oontz
Quiche Lorraine.
IT'S A PRETTY BIG BONEYARD
VERY SPREAD OUT
not a lot of people really
stupid broken vaults, should have kept the warranty
THIS CONTRADICTS MY EARLIER INFORMATION!
Totally missed this guy apparently.
He's very insistent we use his nickname for us.
NO TALK TO ME
MEEEEE
what does miles do again
huh well whatever
He didn't have anything interesting on him though.
GANGS AND THEIR NIGHTCLUBS
Well that clears it up.
That's an imaginative name for a razor company. Why not THE SHAVERS while we're at it
I'm also the area's local source of silly accents.
I'M A LADY THANKS
Gonna go play Deathclaw fetch.
I HEARD YOU GUYS EAT CHILDREN
TRUE/FALSE?
So one side is losing kids, and the other side is losing parents. Surely there is no connection.
or SHAVER as she's also known
Mmm nuka cola
I'm sure they're very appreciative.
I HEAR YOU BUDDY
WHAT IS THIS METRIC SYSTEM BS
THIS IS AMERICA
well can't argue with that
can do
I'm glad they're repeating this a lot because I would completely forget otherwise.
uh huh WAIT WHAT
WHAT
did i just have an acid flashback what just happened
uh kay bye
People in LA being very concerned about the rain. Seems accurate.
all spoken at once the minute i walk in the door
Let's talk to Razor! Weren't you in Maniac Mansion?
WHAT WITH YOU LOOKING JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE
Another errand! Wooooo!
Aww. I don't wanna kill you now. I'll go do something else instead.
Eh this place looks big I'm gonna go somewhere else
Pff Deathclaws what are they gonna do
MY ARMOR WILL PROTECT ME
HAHAHAHA!
oh frick there are two of them
long story short i got killed. OOPS. I then got frustrated and quit. SO PERHAPS WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GUNRUNNERS NEXT TIME!
sidenote: oh my god i started this over two years ago
wtf
ANYWAY LET'S GO BACK TO THIS WHY NOT
I HAVE NO MEMORY OF WHAT I WAS DOING so we will discover it together
Previous editions
I think I killed a dude or something. Let's go with that!
Oh right I just killed off this kingpin or something. His thugs are awfully mouthy considering I blew Decker's face off.
MRS STAPLETON
MRS STAPLETON
I NEED TO FIND A BOOK
I THINK IT WAS... BLUE
Anyway Alix explained a bit more about books to me a while back so I went and did some reading.
RIP OFF
Did I do something different here? Or did I go up a level? WELL HERE'S MY STATUS SHEET
ugggh i don't wanna go on the caravan
don wanna
I think I talked to these guys before but I think I restarted or something. WELL LET'S TALK TO EM AGAIN
phew i was sweating bullets guys
Hightower Hightower... did I kill a Hightower? Eh.
LET'S VISIT MY HOMETOWN
Nothing new there.
Jumped by Raiders! NOOO DOGMEAT
Knocking the air and also the brains out
This armor is super sweet guys. It's pretty kk-kkk. (how do you onomatopeia that noise anyway?)
NO NOT IN MY EYE AAAAA
A TIMELIMIT PERFECT I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT AND THEN REGRET LATER
Adytum, that's new.
well let's talk to that marine over there
Pardon me, my mistake.
I'm going to be spending a lot of time in this town aren't I.
WHAT ARE SKAGS
Sounds fun.
I SENSE INFO DUMPS AHEAD
WHAT ARE SKAGS
In the future there is always time for errands.
If I recall they got me all radiated last time yeah eff those guys
what da want woop woop
what da want woop woop
dude i'm not even in the same room as you
An inhabitant of Adytown?
YES THANK YOU i'm glad YOU said it
Well this situation seems pretty cut and dry, no questions here.
hahahahahaha no no keep going, i'm sorry
yeah whatever i'll take any job you throw at me why not
Lots of interior manholes in the future.
GET OUT OF MY WAY IAN
AAAAA
Anyway I was dumb and ended up doing something here that ended up with me inventory juggling for way too long without any benefit, but I cut that.
Scientists are well known for their colorful smocks.
I SMART HURR HURR
SAMAEL? I'M SOLD!
oh right the mission, right
HAPPY MUSHROOMS
this looks like a tent
WILL YOU SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND ENGULF THE TOWN IN DARKNESS?
in the future there is no time for words that are more than one syllable
Go rob this dude's body, got it.
The last one I fought wasn't so tough. I can take em.
A MOAT??
sounds like my kinda people
strange things a doin, strange things a comin
around here
probably unrelated
CMON I COULD JUST PICK IT UP AND CARRY IT
WHY NOT
yeah we're sick of hearing about the rain bob
get a job
just gonna stand on your cabbages in my radioactive armor here
Radic says, filing her nails.
BOOOOOOOGUS
woop, did these out of order
FUTURE RAVE PARTY!!!! oontz oontz oontz
Quiche Lorraine.
IT'S A PRETTY BIG BONEYARD
VERY SPREAD OUT
not a lot of people really
stupid broken vaults, should have kept the warranty
THIS CONTRADICTS MY EARLIER INFORMATION!
Totally missed this guy apparently.
He's very insistent we use his nickname for us.
NO TALK TO ME
MEEEEE
what does miles do again
huh well whatever
He didn't have anything interesting on him though.
GANGS AND THEIR NIGHTCLUBS
Well that clears it up.
That's an imaginative name for a razor company. Why not THE SHAVERS while we're at it
I'm also the area's local source of silly accents.
I'M A LADY THANKS
Gonna go play Deathclaw fetch.
I HEARD YOU GUYS EAT CHILDREN
TRUE/FALSE?
So one side is losing kids, and the other side is losing parents. Surely there is no connection.
or SHAVER as she's also known
Mmm nuka cola
I'm sure they're very appreciative.
I HEAR YOU BUDDY
WHAT IS THIS METRIC SYSTEM BS
THIS IS AMERICA
well can't argue with that
can do
I'm glad they're repeating this a lot because I would completely forget otherwise.
uh huh WAIT WHAT
WHAT
did i just have an acid flashback what just happened
uh kay bye
People in LA being very concerned about the rain. Seems accurate.
all spoken at once the minute i walk in the door
Let's talk to Razor! Weren't you in Maniac Mansion?
WHAT WITH YOU LOOKING JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE
Another errand! Wooooo!
Aww. I don't wanna kill you now. I'll go do something else instead.
Eh this place looks big I'm gonna go somewhere else
Pff Deathclaws what are they gonna do
MY ARMOR WILL PROTECT ME
HAHAHAHA!
oh frick there are two of them
long story short i got killed. OOPS. I then got frustrated and quit. SO PERHAPS WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GUNRUNNERS NEXT TIME!
sidenote: oh my god i started this over two years ago
wtf