~Entire population of town found bored to death.

Mar 30, 2011 23:49

PROCRASTINATINGGGG arrrgh
So many things I need to just actually sit down and dooo

SO INSTEAD I'LL DO A SKETCHPOST, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA

Ladyzombies abound here, but so do Pokemon! In a way perhaps you... actually no, you probably did expect this.

I guess there are makeouts and stuff so if your work doesn't like that kind of thing don't look?!?!!? i had a lot of off drawing days so some of these look dumb to me and some look okay but eeeh


ANYWAY LET'S DO COLORED STUFF FIRST



since I don't color a lot of stuff with them as zombies, haha. DELICIOUS OMG JERKY

used a screenshot for the background since it was mercy hospital that inspired this in the first place. there are vending machines there! as you can see here



A BRIEF GLIMPSE INTO HER HEART OF HEARTS

this is all the more depressing when contrasted with how Smoker sang that song to her when she was dying last entry. DEPRESSING TIMES FOR EVERYONE
hunter remembered it, even when everything else was fading



Man I posted this on dev and i got some of the most... I got some comments. Here are a few!

too many woman in one area (cramped makes it worse) will start to become antsy and hostile, going from arguing, yelling, to even to a point of violence.

but with your characters, the only one who i think would suffer from things like that is smoker or maybe charger, but mostly smoker.

now in l4d theres one woman in each game, they don't die, so woman won't die at the safe room in the beginning. but they will start to get angry with other woman if in a close area of each other for a too long of period of time

This one stood out to me particularly because the mental image of Charger flipping out and killing everyone because they're annoying was so bizarre. also kind of hilarious
then me and jazaaboo talked about charger going into weird fugue states or becoming feverish or confused and killing them all by accident because she thought they were infected or something and then waking up all WHAT HAVE I DONE
WHY DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES

Oh ho ho ho, those silly women trying to survive the zombie apocalypse. Get back in dat kitchen

lololololo

:iconjazaaboo: is just so sexist he wins

lololol

I don't think this person read the description carefully enough.

well obviously their periods will all sync up and thus in adrenalin and pms fueling them will result in a massacre...or maybe that's just my version of what they said >3>;

Getting my period always gets ME pumped.

I do like them wimmins but when they start spouting nonsense about jealosy (sure wish I had some a dem boobies) I start wanting a good sammich.

what

it's not ALL women, rochelle's just really stupid.

:(

There were also a few generic LOL PMS or LOL RAPE!! jokes but eh they weren't particularly notable. One of the things that showed up actually that does kinda bother me is this fantheory that seems to be gaining a lot of traction that I don't particularly like.

In the Sacrifice comic, a doctor says that the gene for immunity is passed down via the father. Some people decided that hey, that means that the likelihood of a woman getting that gene is actually much lower than for a man since its recessive on the X or something, so it makes sense that there are so few women survivors. I don't really know a lot about human genetics myself, although I assume it's more complicated than Dominant/Recessive and a Punnett square, and it's not like Valve has said anything either way, but I just really do not like this theory at all. Maybe it does make perfect sense from a genetic in-world standpoint, heck I don't know, but what I really don't like about it is that it feels like a big meta justification for not creating more female characters. Like we need an excuse for zombie stories to be huge sausagefests!
I dunno, I just really don't like the idea. Maybe it's just me.



TIL THE ZOMBIES ARRIVEEE

i'm coloring short comics, is it obvious
UGH BACKGROUNDS



You can blame this on Disappearance of Hatsune Miku (particularly the end), which I seem to increasingly be associating with her since that last post where everyone died horribly, haha. Anyway here I guess poor Jockey went on a possibly adrenaline fueled zombiemurder spree and has some trouble compartmentalizing it. It's creepy for her teammates when she just keeps laughing sure, and a bit sad if she laughs and apologizes or laughcries while she's killing zombies, but the creepiest is when she's completely stonefaced and silent while she does it, like an emotionless killing machine. What goes through her head? :O WILL WE EVER KNOW
She handles what's going on in various ways, although none of them are probably very healthy, haha.

I was kind of messing around with different styles here re: limbs and such, idk if it's obvious. I HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH THE LOOSE HAIRS ON HER BRAID IF YOU CAN'T TELL
background was less fun, haha. BACKGROUNDS AND ME DO NOT GET ALONG

Ever since I made that tenuous connection between Disappearance etc. and Jockey's mental breakdowns, the beginning part of it has started bringing up some persistent mental images. The sort of broken music box-y bit before she actually starts singing. I just kind of picture a series of scribbly crayon drawings, just of Jockey being all happy with her friends and yay things are fine hurray! and then when it starts to break apart and get all discordant, some crayon zombie comes in the scene and eats whoever she's talking to, and the paper rips, and I guess it would cut to her lookin all crazy and such. IDK I dunno if anything can work past that sequence since the song is so specific. Unless I just did that part and then cut the rest



here is a happy charger to cleanse your palette, maybe talkin to David or somethin i dunno

hey remember the gangster AU LET'S SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING



THIS IS SO BADLY LAID OUT IT'S AMAZING it sort of left to right at an angle
why didn't i color the dialogue in this wtf self

Charger comes across them somehow and makes the offer. Hunter and Smoker are both pretty paranoid and wary this time around, so aren't quite sure if they should take her up on it. BUT WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO LOSE REALLY
Smoker's hair is shorter here, I think to help her when she disguises herself as a guy for cons or the like. Later when she has a steady job with Charger she lets it grow out some more. :B She also has a string around her neck - she really wants a nice necklace, but can't afford one, so she keeps the string to remind herself that someday she's going to get one, even if she has to steal it. And again once she hooks up with Charger, she's finally able to afford some pearls she always had her eye on. :>
David in a tyrolean, haha. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT OTHER OUTFIT TO PUT HIM IN likewise totally at a loss for Jockey, I don't know what she's wearing. A SUNDRESS IDK





And Charger's tougher this time around as well, haha. BUT STREET THUGS RESPECT THAT

anyway back to the world before zombies and also gay





trolling people with kissing is the only way to go



Hunter is always very careful, as aggressive as she can be at times. :B



HAVE SOME HET



Psychopro has a whole ton of nicknames for himself that no one ever uses but him.





BASED OFF A CONVERSATION WITH CLOCKMONGLER THAT YOU MAY SEE IN THE FUTURE



I keep meaning to put together a sort of info sheet or something for Smoker with all her forms and where they come from but I just never get around to it. Here I wanted to put her as a human but ran out of room like an idiot. :B



GILLIAN SEED WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE



GILLIAN HOW'D YOU GET HERE

Actually I was coloring that one comic where Jockey flips out and there's a callback to Snatcher, and when I told illix I was putting a Snatcher ref in something, she was like IS GILLIAN THERE?!??! and i kind of thought that was a hilarious idea so here he is. Also this wouldn't really work for Psychopro or Griffin (although I actually don't think Griffin/Sparkles and the Ladies are survivors at the same time... I always think of it as one group being infected and the other immune. Although if they were both immune wow that'd be awkward if they met up with each other)
ANYWAY here Smoker forgets that Charger is too levelheaded to get amusingly angry or tell off some random guy, thus her plan to get Gillian in trouble did not work out.

I think one or two people have thought that Charger was a girl scout leader at first, haha.



THIS NEVER WORKS OUT





HAVE SMOKER AND JOCKEY FOUND ANOTHER WAY THEY CAN ACTUALLY GET ALONG??



Hunter actually is jealous, but in the way that you get when your friend makes a new friend and you feel a bit overlooked. She's especially not used to Smoker having other friends that she can do things with that they can't do together, since usually Smoker doesn't have any other friends. WHAT IS THIS STRANGE FEELING >:(
Eventually she gets over it though.



Hunter often downplays anything she really likes, just in case whoever she's talking to doesn't like it. HER FRIENDS GOT HER INTO DOING IT
Smoker's onto her though.



This red string, as a matter of fact! I just came across it while browsing yuri tropes and here we are.
It actually was a bit more relevant than I thought it'd be, considering the AUs that have spun off with them now. Cowboys, gangsters, schoolgirls, survivors, zombies... somehow, they still end up together. :O

Why near fullscale shots of them in weird outfits, i have no idea



BUT IT LOOKS SO WARM <3

Smoker is drawn towards old or shabby clothes. WHO KNOWS HOW SHE GOT THE FEW NICE THINGS SHE OWNS





This idea came from illix, haha. DOES SMOKER HAVE A HIDDEN TALENT
Hunter in a rare crabby mood! She really likes her cat sweater. She was supposed to be holding a steak to her eye in the first aid bit but it's not very obvious, haha.



A hidden talent used FOR EVILLL
We just pictured Smoker embroidering profanity or something onto pillows or whatever when she got bored, haha.
Hunter says she beat her up but she didn't really, they just roughhoused a little. STILL CAREFUL, EVEN WHEN ANNOYED

I wasn't really sure where to end this SO I GUESS THIS IS AN ENDING
so much confusing dialogue



Darn it you get everywhere



I forget what brought up this idea, maybe a dream or something, but I got to wondering what they might look like as the other type of Special Infected. So Hunter as a Smoker, and Smoker as a Hunter. Doing this actually made it clear how closely tied their designs are to their eventual infections, which makes sense since these two started life as zombies and then I worked backwards, haha. It was sort of an interesting experiment though.

I was tempted to do Jockey as a Charger and Charger as a Jockey, but my mind balked at a cackling Charger and I ended up not doing it, haha. MAYBE LATER.

Might do them as each infected if I get bored, hmm.



As the L4D2 Smoker with more tongues coming out everywhere.



SIDEBURNS ARE TROUBLE
No idea who the guy on the left is but whatever, he's an extra. Anyway, Ray has no interest in Hunter romantically, for whatever reason (already in a relationship with a guy/girl, gay, celibate, asexual, just not interested, whatever) but either way, their relationship is strictly platonic. And it's probably the same situation with Jordan as well, in that he doesn't have any interest in her romantically. Her other friends though might have harbored feelings for her at one point, like David (I keep forgetting that Hunter had a friend called David as well, haha, that's going to come up later eventually) or some other random guys who pop up every now and then.

HEY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
POKEMON TIME



I was just flipping through my old Pokemon book looking for stuff that could work for them. HunterMeowth, SmokerStunky, JockeyChatot, ChargerDonphan. WHY NOT
(ChargerDonphan has a broken tusk on her left side as her scar :B)



Actually this probably doesn't come as any surprise, but me and jazaaboo had been talking about what they'd be like in the Pokemon universe for a while. :B Particularly Charger, who we thought would make a natural Gym Leader. David would hang around her gym, and direct you to her if you thought he was the leader, and then when you beat her, he'd run over all ! to her side and ask if she was alright, and generally it'd be all adorable.
SO YOU CAN IMAGINE OUR SURPRISE WHEN LENORA IN BLACK AND WHITE SHOWED UP, WHO WAS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE WHAT WE'D IMAGINED FOR CHARGER it was the most bizarre thing I swear, haha

Anyway we pictured Charger becoming a wandering gym leader after you beat her, and you'd run across her at Pokemon migrations with David, studying them or just hanging around and making hearts at David or something like that. SO MANY POKEMON TO RESEARCH

I don't know why I always think of this as stuff being coached in the terms of the game itself.



jazaaboo thought David would have a Cherrim :> And they each have a Luvdisc, haha.



delcat WANTED HUNTER AS A CROBAT AND SMOKER AS A KINGDRA SO HERE YOU GO



A more anthro HunterCrobat for no real reason. I let her keep her legs though since picturing her with wings for legs in this kind of form seemed kind of weird to me.



And more anthro SmokerKingdra



AND JOCKEYCHATOT WHY NOT i was kind of bored as you can guess



Charger-Ursaring



Hunter-Sneasel



Jockey-Wigglytuff



Charger-Magmar cause jazaaboo loves them :>



Smoker-Muk, so poisonous



Smoker-Ninetales!



They'd always doublebattle you, wherever you ran into them, haha. Although Smoker would be too lazy to want to do it most of the time. RADIC CAMEO



dittoface Charger, hee hee



tiny pointless chibis



WHY CAN'T I OPEN THESE PILLS
I picture infectedJockey just roaming around safe rooms, pulling apart first aid kits and trying to figure out what they do, chasing pill bottles across the floor that kinda thing



Let's get a bit more serious now!



I picture a depressed Charger not arguing very much when someone points something out to her, like Jockey does above. Sort of apathetic I guess?
Thinking about David, thus why she doesn't want to talk to Jockey about it. :< BUT JOCKEY CARES TOO MUCH





THIS IS A DIFFICULT SCENARIO FOR CHARGER since while she knows that Jockey just wants to help and is reaching out to her and all that, Jockey is probably the person she wants to talk about this to the least. Jockey's the one who's always telling her that she'll see David again, that he's still alive somewhere, that really everything's okay, and that's exactly what Charger doesn't want to hear cause it reminds her that it's not true. But Jockey's intentions are good. SO she tries to rebuff her politely and Jockey is somewhere aware that maybe it's because of how she handles things, but still really wants to help Charger, so comes up with the compromise of not saying anything. That way there's no problem, right?
Even so, Charger can't really bring herself to say much. Something vague enough so that it doesn't conflict with Jockey's beliefs that David is still alive, something that won't prompt her to try and comfort her by telling her that he's still alive, but something that's still essentially true.
Even though Jockey stays true to her word and doesn't say anything, and might not have said anything even if Charger had gone on a long ramble about it, Charger can't say anything further to her. It's something that she just can't talk about alone with her, their viewpoints are too different.
A DIFFICULT SITUATION AS MENTIONED



Charger has a deep love for animals, what with her profession and all, so she's happy to see that some have survived after all. She tends to focus on the minutiae to get them through the day, where to eat and sleep and where they're going and all that, but sometimes the scope of all the death around them can hit you and it's sort of overwhelming. :o

The faceless cows are real and you can see them in the game! In the Swamp Fever campaign, as a matter of fact, which is where I picture them wandering around here.





TRY THIS OUT ON YOUR GUY FRIENDS AND SEE HOW THEY REACT!
Charger of course doesn't think anything of it, considering what she did for a living, and Hunter probably had regular TMI contests with her friends, and Smoker doesn't really care what anyone else thinks, and Jockey just rolls with it cause hey, this kind of stuff happens man.

If you want to get all technical about it, in a way one might wonder if tampons/pads would really be that necessary, given that they're probably covered with blood and bile and gore like 80% of the time, so would a little more blood really make that much of a difference? It's not like they're going to be washing their clothes a lot so it doesn't really matter if it stains. I guess should this actually be happening, they'd probably be borrowing clothes from abandoned houses once they got too disgusting to wear, and in that case if you don't want to ruin those, then it makes more sense.
But for me personally, going without something like that while having your period just feels gross, so it makes sense to me that you might want tampons/pads. Even as just a reminder of the world before the apocalypse. :o Although going without wouldn't be a matter of life and death or anything for them, it's just something they can have a little control over.

I KNOW I'VE PROBABLY GIVEN WAY TOO MUCH THOUGHT TO THIS ALREADY but anyway I dunno if they'd really have enough time to get periods anyway, L4D1 is set two weeks after the infection, and L4D2 three weeks if I remember right, so that's not a huge time frame. If they're wandering around longer than that, then it could come up, but it's possible that it's just not an issue when the infection has just broken out. And stress could interrupt it or malnutrition or whatever like Charger mentions, although the most likely culprit for that would be Smoker since she's already pretty thin.

And given that they're probably chugging painkillers everyday with the bottles of pills they carry around, cramps probably wouldn't be a huge problem, although if they did get bad they're probably get more irritatable than usual.

And that's all I've got for now, haha. But bloodystone2 is writing a fic here, and alexargick did one for the schoolgirl au here, and they're mentioned in this one by hellishfreeze, and kaitos-kun wrote a thing here, and despite any claims he may have to the contrary bbot wrote a seinfeld script for them here that i have now saved forever for posterity. CHERISH IT, CHERISH IT WELL

justin-pandah drew this shot of Hunter here, negi got her mom to show off a hunter hoodie, kai-lucifer did charger here, someone commissioned their characters dressed as Hunter and Smoker here, they show up in these doodles by chaoscreepertsuki, paredolia did a sweet shot of them together, tsukaimon drew them as kitties, senseless-pain did a shot of them here, and mallory-mcallister did Hunter with a bunch of other OC Hunters here. I LOVE YOU GUYS YOU ARE GREAT ♥

ALSO jazaaboo did a heartbreaking comic with Charger here about her and her animals that you should TOTALLY READ and kamesen24 did a big post of sketches and a comic which is great as well! And I don't remember if I linked to this before but spfi_duo did two AMAZING shots of the ladies and their loved ones here! All the more reason to join respectawoman, haha. SO MUCH AWESOME

IT'S REALLY QUITE HUMBLING THAT THESE TWO HAVE GOTTEN SO MUCH ATTENTION FROM SO MANY PEOPLE and i know i say this every time but you guys are wonderful and all this stuff just blows my mind i swear

OH YEAH and if I was toying with the idea of doing a parody of the Utena opening with them but couldn't figure out some of the details, but if you have any suggestions I got into more detail about it here.

GOD WHY ARE THESE POSTS SO LONG

art, pokémon, there's a hunter spookin around here, snatcher, giant sketchposts

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