I don’t do RPS about married people. I don’t. So: Dear Jude Law, please, could you stop talking about how you
fell madly for Robert Downey Jr. and also stop
leaning your head on his shoulder with a blissful smile, and you, Robert Downey Jr., could you please stop
calling him Hotson and
petting his hair and
leaning on him and putting your arm around him all the damn time? Could the two of you stop talking about your
great chemistry and
how you just starred in a romantic comedy together and it is thus a romance you’re having, not a bromance? About how you think that bromance is such an ugly word, and a sweet, simple romance is so much nicer? Jude,
could you please not call RDJ to tell him you miss him?
Could you?
Because it would make things considerably easier for me. Thanks.
Oh, and since I'm already at it: Dear body, if I have to be sick, couldn't you at least make it the kind of sick where I can enjoy some quality fandom time, instead of making it the kind of sick where my head feels stuffed with cotton and refuses to put together a coherent thought? That would make things considerably easier, too.
Thanks again,
me
Entirely unrelated and in terms of The Squee:
I should, at some point, put together some Holmes recs because great things need to be shared. But here is one piece of fanart that totally deserves to be recced:
anna_bm did a gorgeously wonderful sketch of kid!Holmes, and you can take a look at it
here.