Open letter

[zarah5]

I don’t do RPS about married people. I don’t. So: Dear Jude Law, please, could you stop talking about how you fell madly for Robert Downey Jr. and also stop leaning your head on his shoulder with a blissful smile, and you, Robert Downey Jr., could you please stop calling him Hotson and petting his hair and leaning on him and putting your arm around

Comments

[foxxcub]

Oh my dear lord, I had not seen that GMA interview. ♥_____♥ And I totally feel your pain, because SERIOUSLY. (Not to mention RDJ has a sixteen-year-old son.)

[zarah5]

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER???

No, no. I am stronger than they are. Besides, shouldn't we all be grateful the movie is filled to the brim with their hotness and awesome dynamic? Heehee.

[foxxcub]

RIGHT?? And they're going to get to make another movie, which means more of this nonsense. I LOVE THEM, NOT GONNA LIE. :DDDDDDDDDDD

BY THE WAY, IDK if you wanted to be spammed with fic, but I have lots more!

[zarah5]

Yes! There will be more calling each other, and leaning on each other, and traipsing through London in Victorian clothing! Gah!

And, uh. No. I think that at this point, I'm still trying to stay away. I think. No, really. I find it too hard to ignore a wife who also happens to stalk the internet. Also, doesn't Jude have kids, too? Too many kids! Too many wifes! *takes a hurried step back and stumbles over own feet*

[zarah5]

No, no! It must be :C!

[zarah5]

OH GOD THEY ARE!!! ALL THEIR STUPID LITTLE SMILES!!! THE ADORING LOOKS!!!

[torakowalski]

Does it make it better or worse that RDJ has a wife who trolls the internet? I mean, at least it means she's probably okay with the RPS? (IDK, what do I know? I'm still writing Brian Schechter slash and he apparently now has a wife. He didn't when I started writing about him! /o\)

[zarah5]

Worse. I am very, very fond of my fourth wall, and the idea of a wife coming across anything is possible even more horrenduous than the idea of one part of the pairing reading it. I think it's because in order to write RPS about them, you have to either disregard or somehow get rid of the wife, and that just seems a little disrespectful, to have them read it. *ponders*

(I think it isn't so bad when they don't have one at the beginning. Kind of... you can just go with the past you know very well, then. Also, AUs are okay, I suppose... I don't pretend to make sense, here!)

[azewewish]

You've written Karl, who's married. Just sayin'... *g*

[zarah5]

But. But! He was less obviously married whereas RDJ's wife stalks the internet! And Karl was one shiny option amongst many! *holds up both hands and backs away in a controlled manner*

[selectivelyurie]

i love them entirely too much, jfc.

[zarah5]

How can they not explode from being so awesomely awesome? I mean, there is only so much awesome one person can contain, right? Maybe they can contain more because it's shared between the two of them?

[selectivelyurie]

i don't even know. rdj himself is one of the most nom-able creatures i've ever seen, plus his personality is absolutely and totally endearing. but then you throw jude law into the mix and i'm on fucking overload.