I rode to the beach this week with my brother, niece, and her friend in a station wagon tied to the underside of a kayak.
Apparently, I'm so pale that complete strangers feel the need to yell obscenities at me as I walk down the beach shirtless: "Why are you so f%#@ing white?"
At least it wasn't "Why are you so f%#@ing fat?" Like the hymn says
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