I don't really know. My sister used to tease me that I'd be a turtle because of a very unfortunate passport picture I once had a while back, but the joke has kind of worn off and I have no ideas. I've been told I might be a lemur, but aren't they really sociable? I get along fine with people, but I don't think I'm clingy-attached to them. The very ( Read more... )

This is like asking who would win in Optimus Prime VS. Thomas Xavier. Oh well--I'll look for an answer anyway.

If it's a shark, then it has sand-paper skin, strong and hard angles in its fins, and several rows of teeth (in this case, this being six-feet wide. Because the shark's a predator, it probably has binocular vision, as well as an extremely ( Read more... )