TENNESSEE FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will stand guard while you take a piss.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in teh bushes.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that shit was fun."
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Laugh at you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for a the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the plce and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say, "I can't handle Tequila anymore."
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will say, "Okay, just one more..." and two minutes later, "Okay, just one more!"
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS
TENNESSEE FRIENDS!!