When you see the full Captain America trailer . . .



. . . and think that it's pretty awesome; keep in mind that there was a REAL Captain America in the US Army in WWII (also a very tiny man) who did some crazy Captain America shit. Just that he didn't have the Super Soldier serum to make him all big and badass:

Scroll down to #1 on this list to ( Read more... )

It's not advisable to read Cracked.com while eating cereal.

Unless you like trying to clean milk and bits of cereal out of your keyboard.

Sorry for another post, but it's boring here at work.

Boring day at work, but thankfully lightened up by two things. First, an old Cracked.com article I found . . .

Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2009

This was particularly guffaw-inducing:Wayne Allwine, voice actor and the third voice of Mickey Mouse from 1977 until his death in ( Read more... )

First look at Odin and Loki from Marvel's Thor

I'm sorry, but Mjolnir looks ridiculous.

Ah well, guess it's not so bad since Mjolnir was always inferior to Storm Breaker.

And this bit of news has "HUH?" written all over it . . .

Disney Bringing Gargoyles to Life (but not Disney's Gargoyles)Wait, they wanna go with an original Gargoyles story, ( Read more... )

7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated StoriesI would hope most of you knew all that already ( Read more... )

(this is another one of those cracked.com related posts, so if you don't like that site, feel free to skip)

Why oh why isn't that job available anymore (#5) . . .

6 True Stories About Disneyland They Don't Want You to KnowI actually have come across a few of #3 in Philly. Always wondered what the hell they were (not that this article really ( Read more... )

The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV HistoryThen, just as the spaceship is preparing to pick him up, the Alien Task Force shows up, surrounding ALF. Frightened and low on fuel, his Melmacian buddies fly off, the agents close in on ALF and the credits roll, leaving viewers to assume the adorable, wise-cracking ALF is hauled off to be burned ( Read more... )

7 Classic Disney Movies that Taught Us Terrible LessonsGotta take issue with #2 tho. The article writer obviously overlooked the portion when Hero and Heroine were pretty much getting ready to bump uglies in the woods after singing, dancing and frolicking and such. So it's not like they were the total strangers like the writer made them out to be, ( Read more... )

Was feeling a little crappy today because of some news I got last night, but thanks to Cracked.com I spent the last 20 minutes laughing myself silly.

I used to think that Jack Churchill or Audie Murphy were the most badass of badasses who ever badassed. Now, I think I found a new candidate in Lachhiman Garung (I'm now convinced that "Lachhi-" is ( Read more... )

Here I thought it was weird when the Silver Surfer and Mantis hooked up (because he's got metallic skin and she's part plant) . . .

The 5 Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics

. . . hah, I almost forgot about the Ms. Marvel one!