Me: *sits on bench watching baseball game*
Creepy Guy: *sits right next to me*
Me: *scoots over to end of bench*
. . . . . . . . ~awkward silence~ . . . . . . . . .
Creepy Guy: Hey . . .
Me: Hi.
Creepy Guy: Can I ask you a question?
Me: *ponders replying 'you just did'* . . . Sure . . .
Creepy Guy: Are you a girl?
Me: Eh, no, I'm quite sure I'm not!
Creepy
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