Worst pickup line . . . . . ever!!!!

[yuripawings]

Me: *sits on bench watching baseball game*
Creepy Guy: *sits right next to me*
Me: *scoots over to end of bench*
. . . . . . . . ~awkward silence~ . . . . . . . . .
Creepy Guy: Hey . . .
Me: Hi.
Creepy Guy: Can I ask you a question?
Me: *ponders replying 'you just did'* . . . Sure . . .
Creepy Guy: Are you a girl?
Me: Eh, no, I'm quite sure I'm not!
Creepy Guy: Well, do you mind if I find out for myself?
Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *looks at wristband and pretends it's a watch* Oh crap, I'm late, I have to go. *gets up, walks away*